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How would you kill this thing?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by yuvgotmel, Mar 4, 2007.

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  1. Bear Trap

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  2. Bazooka

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  3. Flame Thrower

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  4. Machine Gun

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  5. Throw your mother-in-law on it

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  6. Put it on the Bar-B-Que Pit

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  7. Forget sticking around...Run like h*** and don't look back...

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  1. yuvgotmel

    yuvgotmel Well-Known Member

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  2. Nanda

    Nanda Polyanna

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    With a baseball bat.
     
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    Feathers in Hair World's Tallest Hobbit

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    If I hadn't seen this in another thread and known about the fp-thing, I would be checking my shoulder right now. And would do it again and again and again...
     
  5. Zephyr

    Zephyr Moved on

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    Use flamethrower to make a little fire on the ground, then poke the bottom one with a stick until it falls into it, then directly BURNiNATE the top one.

    Camel Spiders. Serious Business.
     
  6. Feathers in Hair

    Feathers in Hair World's Tallest Hobbit

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    *sings* Burninating the country side! Burninating the peasants!
     
  7. Hope

    Hope Princesinha

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    A lightsaber'll do the trick.:sw:
     
  8. Quoth The Raven

    Quoth The Raven Half Arsed Muse

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    You get a tin of fly spray, and you spray it until it goes foamy. Then when it moves you spray it again. Then when it moves again you hit it with your shoe. Then when it's half mashed on the floor with only three legs left and still trying to drag itself in your direction, you stab it with a sword.
    No, hang on, that was the spider in my lounge the other week.Got confused there for a minute.:cover:
    Though burnination sounds potentially effective.:yes:
     
  9. Bastet

    Bastet Vile Stove-Toucher

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    Ooh! *eyes light up* Burnination sounds like fun! :tigger:

    *runs around making Dalek-type noises*
    Burn-in-ate! Burn-in-ate! Burn-in-ate!!
     
  10. darkpenguin

    darkpenguin Charismatic Enigma

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    OOOOHHHH YAAAAAY a new pet for me!

    I wanna love it and hug it and pet it and make it mine forever and ever :D
     
  11. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

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    A home made flame thrower that spews gasoline from one spout, kerosene from another, paint thinner from another, and propane to power them out at extremly high velocity.
     
  12. darkpenguin

    darkpenguin Charismatic Enigma

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    Could go on a nail gun rampage I suppose!
    That picture is very deceptive with the angle and all, from what I have seen of the camel spider on myspace vids they are big but not as big as they look in that pic!
    Rumour had it that they scream when they run although thats not true!
    Banana spiders do scream as they fall though which I find very humorous!
     
  13. pete29

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    My mother-in-law is a weapon of mass destruction.:D
     
  14. Mike182

    Mike182 Flaming Queer

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    ... mother in law... :D
     
  15. Gunner

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    I'd eat it.
     
  16. James the Persian

    James the Persian Dreptcredincios Crestin

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    In my case, it would be mother, not mother-in-law, though my wife would certainly agree with you two.

    James
     
  17. SoyLeche

    SoyLeche meh...

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    With their thatched roof cottages!!!! Thatched roof cottages!!!
     
  18. michel

    michel Administrator Emeritus
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    I wouldn't, but if I did, it would be with kindness......

    Much as I would be terrified by it, I don't believe in killing (and that includes mothers-in-Law, spiders, scorpions) - even if they terrify me.:eek:
     
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  19. Zephyr

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    Feel the wrath of TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR!
     
  20. Nick Soapdish

    Nick Soapdish Secret Agent

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