How Unmanly Are You?

[Revoltingest]

OK, guys (just guys, or gals who identify as guys)....we all
have some dark secret which threatens our macho image.

In junior high school, while other guys were practicing on the football team, I was
in an after school art program. I think I was the only guy. Was I even a "guy"?

Top that, you sissy wannabes!

 

[bobhikes]

I took Home economy in High school and enjoyed it.
I have written female smut and enjoyed it.
I can Crochet.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I've never gotten into a fight in a bar, yet I've broken up many. Sometimes I think I might die from the shame of being such a wuss.

 

[Revoltingest]

I took Home economy in High school and enjoyed it.
I have written female smut and enjoyed it.
I can Crochet.

Epic!

I've never gotten into a fight in a bar, yet I've broken up many. Sometimes I think I might die from the shame of being such a wuss.

Fail!
Breaking up bar fights is manly.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Fail!
Breaking up bar fights is manly.

Fine. In my spare time I write and compose music, paint and draw, and have both written and edited fiction - besides the fact that I write experimental algorithms and programs for fun, yet I've never even worn a set of pads for football. Are you happy now?

 

[Revoltingest]

Fail!
Painting & drawing are defeated by playing unpadded football.

 

[Tumah]

My mother taught me how to crochet when I was around 10 or 12 years old. I use to crochet in bed before I went to sleep. I think I made a scarf.

 

[Sees]

My instrument in elementary school band was the clarinet... I did bump it to bass clarinet the next year

I was more worried about being right in the middle of all the pretty girls than being macho.

 

[Jainarayan]

As a gay man if I never use the words 'fierce' (other than like 'ferocious') or 'fabulous', does that make me go full circle and become an Alpha Male Manly Man?

 

[Sees]

As a gay man if I never use the words 'fierce' (other than like 'ferocious') or 'fabulous', does that make me go full circle and become an Alpha Male Manly Man?

Bro look at your avatar....you are a manly man

 

[Me Myself]

I dislike watching most sports, with the manly exception of MMA or kickboxing

I dont care a rats #%^ about cars.

I ve noticed I am much better interacting with women than with men in general, which would be a manly point if I managed to turn that sexual, but its just not the case

 

[BSM1]

I consciously color coordinate all of my clothing (the shame).

 

[idav]

In Junior High I was in Choir and was quite the soprano. I can still fake it (falsetto) against a Celine Dion song on Karaoke with no pitch mistakes.

 

[Revoltingest]

As a gay man if I never use the words 'fierce' (other than like 'ferocious') or 'fabulous', does that make me go full circle and become an Alpha Male Manly Man?

Being gay is a get-out-of-macho-free card.
It's a gift!

 

[Parsimony]

-It doesn't bother me when women talk about their period.
-I have not and never plan on having sex.
-I don't like any sports.
-I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
-I enjoy smelling scented candles.

Does that count?

 

[Jainarayan]

Bro look at your avatar....you are a manly man

Touche'.

 

[Jainarayan]

I consciously color coordinate all of my clothing (the shame).

Garanimals?

 

[Jainarayan]

Being gay is a get-out-of-macho-free card.
It's a gift!

Especially if you hang out wiyh the hot women who attract the hot guys. You could get lucky and shake one out of the closet.

 

[BSM1]

Garanimals? [

/quote

That's the easy way out. Garanimals can be worn with anything.

 

[Iti oj]

i dont even claim to be manly