How to outmatch God in a physical fight

[JustGeorge]

I'm feeling both stupid and chatty today, so I went to @Secret Chief's Stupid Thread Ideas for inspiration. I found it at post #474 with @Snow White 's idea(which is the thread title).

So, how would you do it? You're up against the God or Goddess of your choice... how are you going to best him or her?

 

[Mock Turtle]

I'm feeling both stupid and chatty today, so I went to @Secret Chief's Stupid Thread Ideas for inspiration. I found it at post #474 with @Snow White 's idea(which is the thread title).

So, how would you do it? You're up against the God or Goddess of your choice... how are you going to best him or her?

Get God to complete an inventory of every atom, parts of atoms, etc. in the universe - and handwriting only allowed.

 

[Fool]

I'm feeling both stupid and chatty today, so I went to @Secret Chief's Stupid Thread Ideas for inspiration. I found it at post #474 with @Snow White 's idea(which is the thread title).

So, how would you do it? You're up against the God or Goddess of your choice... how are you going to best him or her?

become the image of his eye - the eye of horus

 

[idea]

I'm feeling both stupid and chatty today, so I went to @Secret Chief's Stupid Thread Ideas for inspiration. I found it at post #474 with @Snow White 's idea(which is the thread title).

So, how would you do it? You're up against the God or Goddess of your choice... how are you going to best him or her?

Ask them to create a rock larger than they can move, then ask them to move it Mutter comments about how they are not really all-powerful.

 

[ChristineM]

So, how would you do it? You're up against the God or Goddess of your choice... how are you going to best him or her?

I find sarcasm is useful in these situations.

 

[JustGeorge]

I find sarcasm is useful in these situations.

Got any examples?

 

[Secret Chief]

Got any examples?

Call that smiting?

 

[Secret Chief]

I'm feeling both stupid and chatty today, so I went to @Secret Chief's Stupid Thread Ideas for inspiration.

Good to know I'm not completely wasting my time.

 

[JustGeorge]

Good to know I'm not completely wasting my time.

Meh... if its only me who found it useful...

Yeah, you're still completely wasting your time.

 

[ChristineM]

Got any examples?

I don't really dislike you I'm simply not excited by your existence.

Tell my why you created childhood leukemia.

Hows your mother getting on.

...

 

[JustGeorge]

Hows your mother getting on.

...

Careful which one you say that to... you might get more of an earful than you expected.

There seems to be a lot of family drama on Olympus.

 

[John53]

I'm feeling both stupid and chatty today, so I went to @Secret Chief's Stupid Thread Ideas for inspiration. I found it at post #474 with @Snow White 's idea(which is the thread title).

So, how would you do it? You're up against the God or Goddess of your choice... how are you going to best him or her?

Tai Chi.

 

[ChristineM]

Careful which one you say that to... you might get more of an earful than you expected.

There seems to be a lot of family drama on Olympus.

Ohh Olympus. I am keen on Aphrodite worship. Not in the spiritual sense of course

Apologies I was thinking of the Abrahamic god. There are other god beliefs with reasonable family trees.

 

[JustGeorge]

Ohh Olympus. I am keen on Aphrodite worship. Not in the spiritual sense of course

Apologies I was thinking of the Abrahamic god. There are other god beliefs with reasonable family trees.

I guess "how's your mother doing" might be awkward for Aphrodite, too...

 

[SalixIncendium]

Ronan isn't exactly a god, but...

 

[ChristineM]

I guess "how's your mother doing" might be awkward for Aphrodite, too...

I already read it as Dione. Anything for the funny easy life

 

[Secret Chief]

Meh... if its only me who found it useful...

Yeah, you're still completely wasting your time.

You've made me cry now.

 

[JustGeorge]

You've made me cry now.

If I can defeat you, you probably shouldn't be battling any Gods..

 

[Nakosis]

I'm feeling both stupid and chatty today, so I went to @Secret Chief's Stupid Thread Ideas for inspiration. I found it at post #474 with @Snow White 's idea(which is the thread title).

So, how would you do it? You're up against the God or Goddess of your choice... how are you going to best him or her?

I suppose I'd ask God to prove they don't exist.

 

[Secret Chief]

If I can defeat you, you probably shouldn't be battling any Gods..

My cat defeats me.