How to Bathe a Cat

[Valjean]

For recalcitrant cats: place in toilet, close lid quickly, add shampoo to tank, flush several times, then stand well back and open lid with a broom handle.

Joke, joke -- hold the irate PMs, please.

 

[Yerda]

My old cat used to love the bath. If you ran the tap she would sit under it. She was pretty mental even by cat standards.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My old cat used to love the bath. If you ran the tap she would sit under it. She was pretty mental even by cat standards.

Any cat I've tried to bathe taught me that cats are really very surprisingly strong for their size. The only way I've ever been able to successfully bathe a cat is to have a second person.