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How many times do you flush?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by sun rise, Dec 7, 2019.

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How many times do you flush per visit?

Poll closed Dec 21, 2019.
  1. 1

    7 vote(s)
    41.2%
  2. 2

    1 vote(s)
    5.9%
  3. 3-5

    1 vote(s)
    5.9%
  4. 6-9

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. 10-15

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. More than 15

    1 vote(s)
    5.9%
  7. I don't count.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. I have an outhouse.

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%
  9. I use kitty litter.

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
  10. Something else

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
  1. Laika

    Laika Well-Known Member
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    I voted 3-5. We have a low flow toilet that saves water, but if you have "done your business" and its a turd it doesn't always flush first time. it can take 3 times to get it done. We have a bucket in the bath filled with water in an emergency so we can add more water and force when the toilet is flushed.

    So it appears Trump and me do have something in common: We can't seem to flush our turds. :eek:
     
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  2. Kangaroo Feathers

    Kangaroo Feathers Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...

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    Wasn't this a King Of The Hill episode?
     
  3. Kangaroo Feathers

    Kangaroo Feathers Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...

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  4. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle Compassion, understanding, and tolerance.
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    Surely the waste water from washing machines (and perhaps showers/baths) could be used for this purpose - and save a great deal of water? Would no doubt need a complete rethink of our plumbing though. :shrug:
     
  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Right wing fabrication regurgitator...so they say.
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    "When you play a game of thrones you win or you die."
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  6. Jayhawker Soule

    Jayhawker Soule <yawn> ignore </yawn>
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    He's full of it and tends to project.
     
  7. Brickjectivity

    Brickjectivity Veteran Member
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    I still don't understand the two miles. Is that where the soap is?
     
  8. Kangaroo Feathers

    Kangaroo Feathers Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...

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  9. Salvador

    Salvador RF's Swedenborgian

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    May I please suggest if it's yellow, then keep it mellow; if it's brown, then flush it down.


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  10. sealchan

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    Yes, reuse of gray water to supply what becomes blackwater.
     
  11. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle Compassion, understanding, and tolerance.
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    Perhaps in the future we will be recycling most of our own water, via filtration units, and fresh water will cost an arm and a leg - and rationed. :oops:
     
  12. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle Compassion, understanding, and tolerance.
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    Especially when using the sink (or basin). :oops:
     
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  13. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    You are not female then? :eek:
     
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  14. Ouroboros

    Ouroboros Coincidentia oppositorum
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    Oh, and I forgot, the 15th time is to flush him out from office.
     
  15. Wandering Monk

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    We only flush after bowel movements. Trying to conserve water. We don't have a low-flow toilet. Ours is about 5 gallons per flush.
     
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  16. Brickjectivity

    Brickjectivity Veteran Member
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    Maybe you just haven't found the right kind of urinal, yet. What urinals have you tried so far? :cool: I never checked but assumed that feminist engineers would have come up with something by now. I'm sorry if I assumed wrong.
     
  17. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Oh they have but kinda messy to use,
    aid635586-v4-728px-Use-a-Female-Urinal-Step-3-Version-3.jpg

    as is pinching the appropriate area to direct the jet.
     
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  18. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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  19. Brickjectivity

    Brickjectivity Veteran Member
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    Consider the Ford Pinto. They could have done that better, too. I'm sorry nothing better has come along yet, but something will.
     
  20. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Funny, Pinto is Portuguese slang for small penis. I wonder, had it been named better it would have opened another whole continent to sell it in ;-)

    Don't worry, i am quite happy sitting for a few seconds, you may keep your urinals
     
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