Theists; cook them at a low temperature for several hours, make sure to include a bay leaf, some herbal blends, and they are moist, tender, morsels of yum.
Atheists; bread them with a cheese-and-herb breading, deep fry for a few minutes, and serve the crunchy side dish with the hottest hot sauce you can tolerate.
I thought she was hilarious on the Daily Show, but when Stewart and Colbert quit is pretty much when I stopped "watching TV," and I haven't seen her show yet.