How Do You Feel About Atheists And Theists!

[Revoltingest]

No need. Forgiveness is an indulgence I can do without.

All the more fun foisting it upon you then!

 

[BSM1]

I feel extremely awkward around atheists when they sneeze. What do you say?

 

[Mister Silver]

I feel extremely awkward around atheists when they sneeze. What do you say?

Theists tend to feel more awkward around me in that scenario, because I never say the socially outdated phrase to ward off something born of superstition.

 

[Wu Wei]

How Do You Feel About Atheists And Theists!

Well Atheists...nothing a good dose of Theism couldn't cure
And, Theists...nothing a good dose of Atheism couldn't cure

 

[England my lionheart]

When I think of theists

Atheists make me um well

 

[ADigitalArtist]

Well, I think when I think of atheists, this comes to mind: Atheists.

But oh man, when I think of theists all I can think of is: Theists.

 

[Revoltingest]

How Do You Feel About Atheists And Theists!

Well Atheists...nothing a good dose of Theism couldn't cure
And, Theists...nothing a good dose of Atheism couldn't cure

I thought you were going for a good dose of "ketchup".

 

[Revoltingest]

I feel extremely awkward around atheists when they sneeze. What do you say?

Jerry Seinfeld has the solution!

 

[Wu Wei]

I thought you were going for a good dose of "ketchup".

Never...Perish the thought

Atheists...BBQ sauce
Theists...Grey Poupon

 

[Quetzal]

Meh.

 

[Revoltingest]

Meh.

Roger would have a stronger & funnier opinion.

 

[Quetzal]

Roger would have a stronger & funnier opinion.

I'll be sure to ask him should I bump into him again.

 

[BSM1]

Theists tend to feel more awkward around me in that scenario, because I never say the socially outdated phrase to ward off something born of superstition.

So long as you don't step on a crack....just sayin'.

 

[Wu Wei]

I feel extremely awkward around atheists when they sneeze. What do you say?

Then simply go for the German "gesundheit" you're just wishing them good health.... no blessings necessary

 

[David1967]

"How Do You Feel About Atheists And Theists!"

Depends on which atheist or theist your referring to.

 

[David1967]

I actually like Maher.

Me too. He calls it as he sees it, even when it goes against the views of his audience. He is annoying, but 'likeably annoying'. Or is that annoyingly likeable? Either way ,I like his show.

 

[David1967]

I feel extremely awkward around atheists when they sneeze. What do you say?

Need a Kleenex?

 

[sun rise]

Who created this deity and why? It proves atheists are really theists but just pretend not to be.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

But atheists have our shame too...

I love his show (more for the guests and discussions), but where does anyone get off on calling him a comedian? At times I feel like he just reads huffpo headlines and writes his jokes around those.

 

[Revoltingest]

I love his show (more for the guests and discussions), but where does anyone get off on calling him a comedian? At times I feel like he just reads huffpo headlines and writes his jokes around those.

He reminds me of a less noisy Samantha Bee.
Commercials for her show are like fingernails on a blackboard.
Fingernails with cracks & dirt under them!