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How did the chicken learn to cross the road?
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Daemon Sophic
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:liturgy: God told a little Chicken Moses to lead them all to the other side. Behind them a giant Bar-B-Q flame arose, and yay the traffic parted before them. :liturgy:
She didn't learn how. Somebody pushed her in and so she got out.
uberrobonomicon4000
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It looked both ways then made a dash to the other side.
Sumit
Sanatana Dharma
Let me ask it to chicken, Oh! wait it didn't answer me back
Daemon Sophic
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Many chickens lived long before the automobile was invented. Some had genetic mutations for red stripes, some for extra-loud clucking, some had a mutation that allowed them to dodge cars better than the rest, others had a propensity to leap at fast-moving metal objects.
Until the road was built, none of these genes mattered.
After it was built, 200,000 random chickens tried to cross the road. 199,980 were turned into chicken patties. The surviving population of 20 chickens had a much greater proportion of car dodgers, and these mutants were therefore able to pass on their genetic makeup to following generations.
or, if that is too much to handle :sad4: ** POOF!! **. God did it!
Until the road was built, none of these genes mattered.
After it was built, 200,000 random chickens tried to cross the road. 199,980 were turned into chicken patties. The surviving population of 20 chickens had a much greater proportion of car dodgers, and these mutants were therefore able to pass on their genetic makeup to following generations.
or, if that is too much to handle :sad4: ** POOF!! **. God did it!
Sumit
Sanatana Dharma
Many chickens lived long before the automobile was invented. Some had genetic mutations for red stripes, some for extra-loud clucking, some had a mutation that allowed them to dodge cars better than the rest, others had a propensity to leap at fast-moving metal objects.
Until the road was built, none of these genes mattered.
After it was built, 200,000 random chickens tried to cross the road. 199,980 were turned into chicken patties. The surviving population of 20 chickens had a much greater proportion of car dodgers, and these mutants were therefore able to pass on their genetic makeup to following generations.
Great Research :bow:
Quagmire, that would make you a Chickliotheovolutionist.
If a chicken fell down on the road, and there was no one else around to hear it -- would chicken still taste good with honey-mustard dipping sauce?
This is brilliant!:bow:
