How can i get this Woman out of my head,she can't get me out of hers :help:

[Wirey]

I still say you should nail her, and fart. That way, I'll be less alone.

 

[Kerr]

I still say you should nail her, and fart. That way, I'll be less alone.

Your plan assumes she doesnt have a fart-fetich .

In all seriousness, though, I think the wiser choice would be to not have an affair.

 

[Wirey]

Your plan assumes she doesnt have a fart-fetich .

In all seriousness, though, I think the wiser choice would be to not have an affair.

My, what a virginal thing to say.

Bang-bang-toot. Trust me.

 

[Kerr]

My, what a virginal thing to say.

Bang-bang-toot. Trust me.

Look at it this way. Either you bang someone bangable for the rest of your banging life, or you bang someone else and looses the bangable-for-life one and then end up with no one to bang.

 

[Alceste]

Look at it this way. Either you bang someone bangable for the rest of your banging life, or you bang someone else and looses the bangable-for-life one and then end up with no one to bang.

There's always missus fisty.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Meh, I got nothing funny to add. I'll have to play a straight bat.

I just imagine the situations reversed, and imagine what I'd want my wife to do.
And yeah, I'm guessing that opens up a few openings for jokes, but...

 

[Wirey]

Meh, I got nothing funny to add. I'll have to play a straight bat.

I just imagine the situations reversed, and imagine what I'd want my wife to do.
And yeah, I'm guessing that opens up a few openings for jokes, but...

Opens up openings, eh? Wife, eh?

 

[England my lionheart]

Still, is this women in his head, or gone ?

A pleasant memory maybe

 

[England my lionheart]

I still say you should nail her, and fart. That way, I'll be less alone.

Could be the way to go,eat a pound of Mung Beans and five pints of my homemade Beer we would take off,afterwards we would look at each other,she with a wry smile puts a cigarette in her mouth and flicks the lighter,methane explosion Wife gets insurance and her hubby gets another chance,happy ever after,hate Mung Beans though

 

[chinu]

A pleasant memory maybe

Afterall, ghosts never leave a kind man so easily

 

[England my lionheart]

Afterall, ghosts never leave a kind man so easily

Spooky stuff chinu

 

[chinu]

Spooky stuff chinu

No, its a sweet spooky, isn't it ? Loin, tell me.