Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
Honesty is the best policy
Life is great
You can wait
Hesitate
It's too late
Life is grand
And unplanned
You can stand
On your hand
Life is queer
You may hear
Have no fear
Drink some beer
Life seems strange
You can change
Rearrange
Find your range
If you're bored
Can't afford
Some reward
Freshly poured
Time for fun
You must run
One more pun
Just begun
Life is great
You can wait
Hesitate
It's too late
Life is grand
And unplanned
You can stand
On your hand
Life is queer
You may hear
Have no fear
Drink some beer
Life seems strange
You can change
Rearrange
Find your range
If you're bored
Can't afford
Some reward
Freshly poured
Time for fun
You must run
One more pun
Just begun