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Hipster Church Introduces Vape Organ

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Landon Caeli, Sep 16, 2019.

  1. Landon Caeli

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    PORTLAND, OR—In a move to increase attendance and allow everyone to participate in the beloved pastime of communal church vaping, Freewheel Community Church unveiled its new vape organ, a specially modified pipe organ that pumps out delicious vape flavors throughout the sanctuary.

    "It was distracting during the service to have so many people pull out their vaping devices," said Pastor Zed Herkumpflin. "Now, when our organist starts banging out classic hymns like 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' or POD's 'Southtown,' the room is instantly filled with the delicious smell of our church's premium craft vapes."

    Hipster Church Introduces Vape Organ
     
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    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Innagoddadavida, anyone?
     
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    I think it's a very good, Catholic inspired idea. :)

    I mean we already have smoke and organs, why not put the two together..?

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    Some how it baffles the imagination of attending a church and being asked, "Smoking or Non?".
     
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    I need to take a cruise to Oregon for something. Anyone need anything?
     
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    Hipsters need to give me vaping back (most of them were way too young to smoke when I started vapung), and those who do vape need to realize, it's not smoke, but it's still something others shouldn't be expected to tolerate. It is stuff they are breathing in, harmless or not.
     
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    Now, if it were a pot organ, then you'd have something...
     
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    There is a pot church in Indianapolis, lol. And speaking of pot, I don't see how people can stand to sit in a"hipster hotbox." Its like trying to see through a thick fog when the vape builds up. Whenever I get a new vape, I have to tell them I don't want a fog machine, because I don't.
     
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    This gives me what might actually be a great idea, and hear me out on this: Steampunk church.
     
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    its the year 2019 people. toss these suckers.
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    pre-sliced bread?!
     
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    You can come see me in OC. I have whatever they have. :)
     
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    No worries.

    Church Rolls Out New Sleep Number Pews

    "Finally, you can adjust your pew to the optimal level of resistance and incline for conking out during the pastor's message," said a deacon as he demonstrated his favorite Sleep Number pew in the back row."
     
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    [​IMG] Don't accuse 60's hipster pastor of not being ecumenical, k? That's like the hardshell. I like the soft tacos.
     
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    OK To Review, I hate talking about no padding on seats for Forever, the little wine cups, or is it a sip, or is it non-alcoholic, and its gotta be a baked medieval bun I literally got at the renaissance fair, plus , I'm gone to your other thread a minute.
     
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    I think a few of you might not realize that the article is satire.
     
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    I don't know
    a statement I rarely post..

    but

    are there not temples in which.....temple balls are used as incense?

    the incense is a collection of plant chemistry
    and the effect is potent
     
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