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Hilarious Christians!

Discussion in 'General Religious Debates' started by FlyingTeaPot, May 12, 2010.

  1. FlyingTeaPot

    FlyingTeaPot Irrational Rationalist

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  2. Rainbow Mage

    Rainbow Mage Dharma Learner

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    You think that site's funny try: Jesus-is-saviour.com
     
  3. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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  4. tarasan

    tarasan New Member

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    seriously.......

    why are all the crazies in my religon....
     
  5. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    Don't sweat it. They're pretty evenly distributed among all the religions.
     
  6. tarasan

    tarasan New Member

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    well at least i get the satisfaction of seeing the people who sit on the sidelines and laugh....

    you be sure to enjoy yourselves now:D
     
  7. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    I may be laughing on the outside, but I'm weeping for humanity on the inside.
     
  8. tarasan

    tarasan New Member

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    ahhhhh i guess life is hard for us all

    #pats totalstranger#
     
  9. *Anne*

    *Anne* Bliss Ninny

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    Does anyone else think this sentence makes it all sound like more fun?

    "The purity of our souls is just too important to gamble away by hard and lustful anal fornication."

    *clamps hand over mouth to stifle a giggle*
     
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  10. Rainbow Mage

    Rainbow Mage Dharma Learner

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  11. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    Well, there's their problem. Anal fornication shouldn't be hard. No wonder they're not enjoying it.
     
  12. *Anne*

    *Anne* Bliss Ninny

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    I have two words for them: Gun Oil
     
  13. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    I don't know whether I find this incredibly arousing or horribly frightening.
     
  14. *Anne*

    *Anne* Bliss Ninny

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    Don't be scared ~ Google it. :) There's a version for the ladies too.

    (My brother works for the company.)

    *Edit: Warning ~ The official site is a bit...graphic...with details. Our family makes jokes about Gun Oil all the time (we all want to work at the main headquarters/warehouse...:D...just to aggravate my brother ), but even I flinch at some of the stuff written on there.
     
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  15. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey Staff Member Premium Member

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    From Christwire: "Sodomy can trace its origins to the homosexual world. Gays have always been keenly fascinated in violating themselves in perverse, anti-Christian ways. Whether it’s destroying marriage or turning good-natured boys into transvestites, they have no self-control when it comes to depravity."

    So when these people think of the gay community, they see this:

    [​IMG]

    Army of Godless Gays getting ready to storm the bastions of American decency.
     
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  16. FlyingTeaPot

    FlyingTeaPot Irrational Rationalist

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    From Christwire: One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear.

    Oh, those dirty, dirty christians! :D
     
  17. Circle_One

    Circle_One Well-Known Member

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    My favorite quote in the entire sodomy article is this: "About the Author: Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!"

    He's the coolest guy I've ever heard of!!
     
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  18. Autodidact

    Autodidact Intentionally Blank

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    I think Christwire is parody, although I agree it's hard to tell.
     
  19. *Anne*

    *Anne* Bliss Ninny

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    "Do Some People Have an Instinct For Spotting Masturbators?"

    Okay. I've studied the signs and the photos. Let's see if I can spot any at the park district tonight!
     
  20. T-Dawg

    T-Dawg Self-appointed Lunatic

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    The article on masturbation sort of makes me wonder if I'm healthy - there's no way anyone could look at or sniff my sheets for semen. I don't ejaculate anywhere near enough semen or with anywhere near enough force to get on the sheets. I have two towels for masturbating, one for my desk, and one for my bed, and those two towels are the only thing my semen ever touches. Why anyone would let their semen get on the sheets is beyond me.

    I do like some of the comments, though. The highest-rated ones tend to be the most sensible, despite the site being organized by the insane. Anyone can rate up comments, though, so it's likely that non-members of the site might have influenced it a bit :D.
     
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