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Hilarious Christian Science website 4Kidz!

dallas1125

dallas1125

Covert Operative
I saw in a secular movie that T-Rex was a vicious killing machine! Is this true?

No, secular movies lie! T-Rex was a herbivore, its sharp teeth used to shred plants! The arks passengers were safe from harm!
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Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?
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Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?
Jesus loves everybody, even the unsaved like Habu! Remember to pray for Habu and others like him that they may find Jesus and accept Him into their hearts!
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What should you do if you find an Atheist?

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
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