High Brow Cursing Game

[goodjewishboy]

There is a debate on cursing over on another thread, and the idea for this one came out of that. the rule of the game is to come up with comedic or metaphorical ways of cursing someone, without using common 'curse' words.


[size=+2] You are as rheumatic as two dry toasts.[/size]

Taken from the Bard himself: Henry IV, part 2

now go, have fun, curse away!

 

[Druidus]

May the ticks of 1000 rats infest your genitals.

 

[BUDDY]

"I find that sir, to be nothing but a bunch of bovine scatology"

- General Norman Schwartzkoff (sp?) during the first Gulf War.

 

[jewscout]

Blast you and your estrogenical tyranny!


-Stewie Griffin "Family Guy"

 

[Scuba Pete]

You, you, you BUSH you!

 

[michel]

Now, that is out of order, NetDoc, you have crossed the line of decency!!!!:biglaugh:


You purposeless unmittigated poppinjay!!!!!!!

 

[The Black Whirlwind]

You're so ugly, a monkey wouldn't throw his feces at you.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

If you have any shards of intellegince in that piece of grey matter that makes a nano machine look gigantic, you would realize that ........
BAH
I haven't done this since I changed my wrestling gimmick from the typical jobber one to my current gimmick a couple years ago. Seems my talent for this has become rusty.