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Discussion in 'Are you new to ReligiousForums.com?' started by The Reverend Bob, May 20, 2019.

  1. The Reverend Bob

    The Reverend Bob Fart Machine and Beastmaster

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    And yes I am really a Reverend and I only believe in two gods; their names are Death and Taxes and they are the only gods I believe in or fear. Any questions?
     
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  2. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Greetings, RevBob!
    To celebrate your joining us, we're all sneaking into the staff cafeteria to steal some midnite snacks....
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    Sorry there's no haggis.
    That'll be for breakfast.
     
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    siti Well-Known Member

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  4. David1967

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    Welcome to RF
     
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  5. Valjean

    Valjean Veteran Member
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    Welcome, Rev.
    Who are these Gods?
     
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  6. Epic Beard Man

    Epic Beard Man Bearded Philosopher

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    Are these gods merciful?
     
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  7. The Reverend Bob

    The Reverend Bob Fart Machine and Beastmaster

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    No they are absolutely not! Cthulhu fears these gods!
     
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  8. The Reverend Bob

    The Reverend Bob Fart Machine and Beastmaster

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    They are The Inevitable!
     
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    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    The inexorable....the intolerable...the insatiable....the inscrutable...the
    indisputable....the ineluctable...the indefatigable....the....well, you get the picture.
     
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  10. The Reverend Bob

    The Reverend Bob Fart Machine and Beastmaster

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    I think you get the picture
     
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  11. Amanaki

    Amanaki Living in the moment

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    Why fear death?
     
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  12. England my lionheart

    England my lionheart Rockerjahili Rebel
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    exchemist Well-Known Member

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    Why do you fear taxes? Do you fear your electricity bill?
     
  14. crossfire

    crossfire Antinomian feminist heretic freak ☿
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    Welcome aboard!
     
  15. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium सच्चिदानन्द
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    Where were you ordained? To what religion?

    Welcome, again.
     
  16. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Welcome to RF, forget taxes, forget death, just sit back end enjoy the journey.

    18-death.jpg

    He's not so fearful when you see him at play
     
  17. dingdao

    dingdao The eternal Tao cannot be told - Tao Te Ching

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    Welcome to RF. enjoy
     
  18. The Reverend Bob

    The Reverend Bob Fart Machine and Beastmaster

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    Yes I am ordained. I was ordained as part of the Christian Leadership Movement. While I am no longer a Christian I maintain by minister credentials because I am still active in ministering to the homeless.
     
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    The Reverend Bob Fart Machine and Beastmaster

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    Because Death can kick my ***
     
  20. Amanaki

    Amanaki Living in the moment

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    But the only thing we can be 100% sure of in life is that we one day will die as human being. maybe many fear the moments before death it self more the death it sel?
     
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