Here's your chance: Stump!

[Jacksnyte]

Go ahead: stump me!

 

[Engyo]

Stumps plural

 

[lunamoth]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? : hamster :

 

[Engyo]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? : hamster :

As much as he could, of course!

 

[MissAlice]

 

[lunamoth]

As much as he could, of course!

Dang! This is harder than I thought it would be.

 

[KnightOwl]

Hedda Tesman, Helen Alving, Knut Brovik.
Answer in the form of a question please.

 

[Engyo]

Hedda Tesman, Helen Alving, Knut Brovik.
Answer in the form of a question please.

What are three random Nordic names?

 

[KnightOwl]

What are three random Nordic names?

No

 

[Engyo]

No

I didn't want to plagarize; besides, my answer is as good as the "official" one, I think.

 

[Quagmire]

What do I have in my pocket?

 

[KnightOwl]

There's more than one answer if you're creative.

 

[KnightOwl]

What do I have in my pocket?

I don't see much room for pockets in that outfit.

 

[Quagmire]

I don't see much room for pockets in that outfit.

I'm using "pocket" in the loosest sense.

 

[Engyo]

What do I have in my pocket?

Can't be the One Ring; Frodo melted it.

 

[Quagmire]

Can't be the One Ring; Frodo melted it.

Wait! You mean that %&%&*_*@#&*!!! Gullum sold me a fake preciousssssssssssssssssssss?

 

[Engyo]

Wait! You mean that %&%&*_*@#&*!!! Gullum sold me a fake preciousssssssssssssssssssss?

I think you have a fake Gollum on your hands, Frodo melted him too.

 

[Quagmire]

I think you have a fake Gollum on your hands, Frodo melted him too.

That's it. No more ebay for me.

 

[BeckyRose1998]

What do u get when u cross an elephant and a rhino?
HellifIknow xD hahahaha
Stumped ya! xD

 

[Engyo]

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?


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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sit?