Hello, I am the second coming of Christ

[Palehorse]

I just wish this website would let I use a capital English Roman numeral I, U know, the letter, number, and word without the plank in the I?

 

[Epic Beard Man]

Please see your local psychiatrist.

 

[Palehorse]

What religion should the psychiatrist U recommend I should see?

 

[Mindmaster]

So?

 

[Palehorse]

Do re me fa so?

 

[Palehorse]

The perfect girl is a nymphomaniac girl who owns a distributer company and delivers to liquor stores.

 

[Deeje]

What religion should the psychiatrist U recommend I should see?

You do understand that a 47 year old male claiming to be the returned Jesus Christ should have something better to offer than just a whine about the fact that the site won't let him use Roman numerals....I can't really see that being a problem for the Jesus who came the first time and he could raise the dead......seriously, I understand that you probably really think that you are the returned Jesus.....but the first Jesus had credentials....ability to heal the sick, the blind and the deaf as well as other miracles, and he also had the ability to read minds. What do you have to convince us all that we should listen to you?

The Bible says that when Jesus returns, that "every eye will see him" and that he will be accompanied by a vast angelic army.....so what have you got?

 

[Palehorse]

Ahhhhh, "the bible" was written in English, correct? Or was "the bible written in Hebrew? Wait "the bible " was written in Roman English......wait "the bible was written in slang, right dog ....wait "the bible was written with words correct? U know you I know eye!

 

[Deeje]

Ahhhhh, "the bible" was written in English, correct? Or was "the bible written in Hebrew? Wait "the bible " was written in Roman English......wait "the bible was written in slang, right dog ....wait "the bible was written with words correct? U know you I know eye!

OK, we get it.....

 

[Palehorse]

And GOD seen "it" was good.

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

@Rival we've got another one!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

@Rival we've got another one!

Will this one tickle her Elmo? The forum waits in anticipation?

 

[Kangaroo Feathers]

Will this one tickle her Elmo? The forum waits in anticipation?

I like the crazies with some real tenacity. This one reverted to "13 year old telling grown up jokes he doesn't understand" in about 3 posts

 

[Stevicus]

Great way to start a three-day weekend.

 

[Father Heathen]

Ah, the newest arrival from the Second-Coming-of-The-Month club.

 

[exchemist]

I just wish this website would let I use a capital English Roman numeral I, U know, the letter, number, and word without the plank in the I?

As in two short planks, you mean?

 

[Fool]

I just wish this website would let I use a capital English Roman numeral I, U know, the letter, number, and word without the plank in the I?

ah, you've finally joined the 144,000 club. welcome

 

[Windwalker]

Well, that was pretty anti-climatic after waiting all these years. Talk about excessive marketing hype all for nothing! Here he is, just shows up one day on our forum looking for attention. Wow. Disappointing.

 

[Rival]

This guy's been here for years.

Where are the Romans when you need them.

 

[Twilight Hue]

I think I'll wait for the 3rd coming.