Headlines You Never Imagined Would Exist

[Kerr]

Mom charged with homicide after giving birth in sports bar bathroom, dumping baby in toilet before returning to watch wrestling match

Wtf ?!?!

 

[Rakhel]

You know its bad when....
Hookers give recession discount to johns in Nevada - NYPOST.com

 

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They'll say anything.

PETA: Eating Chicken Wings During Pregnancy Could Affect Baby’s Penis Size

 

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Woman Pulled Over For Breastfeeding on Moped



Why would a mother allow a baby to drive a moped?
Anyway, things must be quite free wheeling in China, eh.

 

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Woman enters half-marathon, ends up winning full marathon by mistake | As It Happens with Carol Off and Jeff Douglas | CBC Radio

 

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News > Environment > Nature


Mysterious hum keeping people up all night ‘could be mating fish’

I'll bet the fish are humming a Barry White tune.

 

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Superfast rock-paper-scissors robot wins every time

A robot developed by Japanese scientists is so fast it can win the rock-paper-scissors game against a human every single time.

 

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Thieves steal and gang-rape pet dog whose owner had tied it up outside supermarket as she did her shopping

Read more: Thieves gang-rape pet dog whose owner had tied it up outside Berlin supermarket | Mail Online
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Whoda thought such weirdness & cruelty could happen in Germany?
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Man Arrested for Impersonating Cop to Get Discount on Donuts

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/...r-Impersonating-Cop-to-Get-Discount-on-Donuts

 

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Suspected French cannibal 'ate victim's heart and tongue' with beans

I wonder what wine he selected?

 

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Nude Woman Boards Red Line, Claims To Be ‘Goddess Of The Train’

 

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Brussels widow 'slept with husband's corpse for a year'

A Brussels widow slept next to her mummified husband's corpse for a year, her landlord said after making the macabre discovery during an eviction, a Belgian daily reported Tuesday.

Oh, the things we landlords run across....

 

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Peeping Tom Apprehended After Topless Shopper Chases Him Through Store

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/...fter-Topless-Shopper-Chases-Him-Through-Store

 

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Woman with stomach pain is found to have a 40-year-old FETUS inside her

Read more: Woman with stomach pain found to have 'lithopedion' a 40-year-old FOETUS inside | Mail Online
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British surgeon suspended for 'branding initials on liver'

The story....
http://www.google.com/hostednews/af...Id=cc50708c-d958-4ef8-bdf7-2b774a75f9ab&hl=en

 

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[FONT=ARIAL,VERDANA,HELVETICA][SIZE=+7]Woman beats, stabs man with ceramic squirrel for returning home without beer...[/SIZE][/FONT]

 

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Giant yellow duck explodes in Taiwan...again

 

[The Sum of Awe]

Iowa man arrested after fight with brother over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Iowa man arrested after fight with brother over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches | Fox News

 

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Cyclist: Driver didn't see me stuck in windshield - DC News FOX 5 DC WTTG

A Wisconsin man who became lodged in the windshield of a car that struck him said he turned to the driver and said, "Hello, I'm the guy you hit on the bicycle."The driver did not respond, but continued on, running a stop sign and hitting another vehicle before he arrived home...

 

[Kerr]

Cyclist: Driver didn't see me stuck in windshield - DC News FOX 5 DC WTTG

I know some people arent good at paying attention, but... wtf:areyoucra?