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Headlines You Never Imagined Would Exist

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Revoltingest, May 8, 2013.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest High Intellajence Kwoshunt.
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    Meh, bound to happen.
     
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    dyanaprajna2011 Dharmapala

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    Sounds like something you would do, Revoltingest :p
     
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    I'm guessing Bea Arthur bought it so she could destroy it...not even Bea Arthur wants to see Bea Arthur naked.
     
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    I suspect the government.
    Gitmo prisoners who continue their hunger strike will be threatened with being shown it.
    Of course, the feckless bureaucrats haven't thought this fully thru.
    Once shown it, how will they keep their lunch down?
     
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    My god...that's inhuman. The prisoners will be begging to be waterboarded instead.
     
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    #10 Revoltingest, May 29, 2013
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    This is screwed up!
     
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    Judge Orders Psychological Exam For Man Charged With Molesting Pet Peacock
     
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    Everyone knows that peacock came onto me first!
     
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    Of course, it would've been acceptable if the bird were a peahen.
    Society is so intolerant of 2 loving males.
     
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    Well, that explains the peaadamsapple.
     
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