Headlines Which Sound Like Wirey

[Revoltingest]

Police: Drunk Man Steals Chicken Wings, Bites Mall Cop « CBS DC

What else have you seen in the news which makes you think, "That Wirey is at it again!"?

 

[atanu]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

 

[Revoltingest]

[FONT=ARIAL,VERDANA,HELVETICA][SIZE=+7]Teacher suspended for getting drunk, teaching middle schoolers how to twerk, getting lapdance from child...[/SIZE][/FONT]

 

[atanu]

Man blames pot for failing drug test.

"I got high and forgot that I was not supposed to get high".

 

[Revoltingest]

Man Arrested After Stabbing Watermelon

.... man has been charged with threatening after his wife told police he stabbed and carved a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.

 

[Amechania]

Red Deer (Alberta, Canada) Advocate:
MAN EATS UNDERWEAR TO BEAT BREATHALYZER

 

[Revoltingest]

Apparently Drunk Man Arrested For Posing As TSA Agent, Patting Down Women At SFO

 

[BSM1]

Man sets Seattle Washington house on fire trying to kill spider.

 

[oldbadger]

‘Bigfoot’ spotted hiking in Canadian mountains
New evidence of the legendary Yeti apparently hiking through a Canadian mountain range has just been been made public.

 

[Kerr]

Serial Butt Stabber Caught, Butts Everywhere Rejoice

 

[Revoltingest]

DUI Suspect Pulled Over While Driving Lawnmower

July 25, 2014 7:33 PM

 

[Vinayaka]

Not Wirey ... someone else.

 

[Revoltingest]

Not Wirey ... someone else.

I know what you're thinking....Wirey...on a lawnmower?
That suggests that he does real work.
Well, he must've mistaken it for a mechanical woman.

 

[Vinayaka]

nooo... that wasn't what I was thinking.

not ... Man Mistakes Lawnmower for Mechanical Woman
but ... Man Tries to Blame Friend for His own Errors

 

[ShivaFan]

.... and I also will be.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Who is this 'Wirey' ?

 

[Revoltingest]

Who is this 'Wirey' ?

He's the one with the "short junk".
http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/members/wirey-24793.html

Our history:
He & I terrorized The History Channel's discussion forum since mid oughts with
our torrid & poetry laced love affair (in the names of other posters, of course).
Ah, those were the good ole days....multiple identities...infrequent moderation
....The Pope actually posting in our little forum....& Mark's leather pants.

 

[atanu]

Wirey did this to vent his anger.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wirey did this to vent his anger.

Did what?

 

[atanu]

Did what?

He vent his anger at a morgue.