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Happy Chanukkah

Discussion in 'Judaism DIR' started by Tumah, Dec 24, 2016.

  1. Tumah

    Tumah Veteran Member

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    Happy Chanukkah!
    May your sufganityot come with more than a tiny dot of jelly. And your latkes crisp. None of that mushy stuff.

    !א ליכטיגע חנוכה​
     
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  2. metis

    metis aged ecumenical anthropologist

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    Ditto to you & all.

    BTW, having latkes without sour cream is heresy, I tell ya! :innocent:
     
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  3. Rival

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    *Pokes small non-Jewish nose in*

    Happy Chanukah to you all :)

    I bought @Tumah a new hat & some coffee.

    *Slips away*
     
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  4. Flankerl

    Flankerl Well-Known Member

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    Happy Greeks gtfo Holiday!
     
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  5. Servant_of_the_One1

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    Rabbi Tumah, Happy Eid Day!
    Happy Movie Night!
     
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  6. Deidre

    Deidre Follow thy heart

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    Happy Chanukkah! :heart:
     
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  7. Tumah

    Tumah Veteran Member

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    I'm not a rabbi. Its not Eid. And I don't watch movies.
    3 out of 3. Well done!
     
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  8. columbus

    columbus yawn <ignore> yawn

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    Happy Chanukkah to everybody!
    Tom
     
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  9. Rival

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    Perhaps you should put your disclaimer in bright red.
     
  10. Jedster

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    I have to confess that I just had my first cream donut in several years. It was full of mushhy pure white cream.There was no red blob:eek: AND I really enjoyed it:rolleyes:

    How bad is that? How many מכות?

    :) Chag Sameach
     
  11. Tumah

    Tumah Veteran Member

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    Blasphemy!
    מכות are for Egyptians! You get מלקות!
     
  12. The Emperor of Mankind

    The Emperor of Mankind Currently the galaxy's spookiest paraplegic

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    Happy Chanukkah to all the Jews and Noahides on RF!

    This
    just might be the best unofficial holiday name anywhere :D
     
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  13. Tarheeler

    Tarheeler Argumentative Curmudgeon
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    Chag sameach!
     
  14. Jedster

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    That's a bit heavy just for a drop of red jam(or jelly as Americans say).
    (Anyway מלקות was banned in Israel in 1950 , so no caning for me.:p)
     
  15. Tumah

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    I don't think you recognize the importance of jelly in your donut.
    Its JELLY!
    In your DONUT!
    Now do you understand?
     
  16. Jedster

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    Actually, old boy, to be spliffingly correct, it is JAM in your DOUGHNUT.
     
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  17. Rival

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    But to be fair, jelly in a doughnut would be pretty awesome.
     
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