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Had surgery yesterday

Discussion in 'Member Announcements' started by Quagmire, Aug 24, 2019.

  1. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
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    It probably was for the monkey.
     
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  2. Deeje

    Deeje Avid Bible Student
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    What????? Who has no internet at home...??? o_O


    Get well soon Quagmire.....glad you are on the mend. ;)
     
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  3. atanu

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    Get well soon.
     
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  4. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Is that a euphemism for a body part?
     
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  5. England my lionheart

    England my lionheart Rockerjahili Rebel
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    Hey just seen this Rick,please "DO NOT HAUNT ME YET!!",hope your healing asap
     
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  6. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
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    It can be, especially if it is a real monkey. You can spray them. You can scrub them. But it takes surgery to really get that monkey off your back.
     
  7. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    they charge for that
     
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    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    are you planning to sneak out?
     
  9. AT-AT

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    What if the monkey has its own monkey though?
     
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  10. beenherebeforeagain

    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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    Monkey see, monkey do?
     
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  11. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    I'm kind of surprised: my posts under the influence look about as nonsensical as the rest of my posts. :D

    Thanks! :thumbsup:

    Thanks! :thumbsup:

    Thanks! :thumbsup:

    Actually, it kind of is.
     
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  12. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Tis great that you survived.
    I don't know what we'd do without your monkey.
     
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  13. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Thanks! :D

    Oh no! You mean there's supposed to be two??

    Thanks! :)

    Nope, the exact opposite. :D

    Thanks! Actually, the surgery was to remove me from his butt. :D
     
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  14. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Sometimes one can be too much of a man.
    I sympathize, although it's never been a problem for me.
     
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  15. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Oh hell no! They pretty much had to pry me away from the remote and the room service menu. :D
    Thanks Deeje. :)

    Thanks my friend. :thumbsup:

    Thanks Robert. :):thumbsup:

    Nope, even under sedation I had the presence of mind to make sure my insurance covered room service carte' blanche.

    Then it was all over for the kitchen staff. :D
     
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  16. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Gracias and Happy Birthday again, Man. ;):thumbsup:
     
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  17. Dan From Smithville

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    They have to tell the monkey that.

    Glad you are doing better.
     
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