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Guess the job of the poster below you

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by dantech, Nov 27, 2014.

  1. dantech

    dantech Well-Known Member

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    I have a strange feeling that the next poster is a frog tamer.
     
  2. Rick O'Shez

    Rick O'Shez Irishman bouncing off walls

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    No, but a frog would be a tasty snack for a giant hedgehog like me.

    I think the next poster is an undertaker.
     
  3. StarryNightshade

    StarryNightshade Aspiring Progressive Orthodox Jew
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    No, but in high school, I actually considered becoming one. <---*true story*

    The next poster is a video game tester.
     
  4. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    It tested'm....& hated every one!

    Next one is a fluffer.
     
  5. Brickjectivity

    Brickjectivity Veteran Member
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    of pillows in a pillow factory. They need fluffing. What?

    the next poster grows weed hydroponically using public toilets at a bus station
     
  6. Draka

    Draka Wonder Woman

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    Close, but sorry, it's the train station.

    The poster under me sells Swiffer Sweepers door to door in the Yukon.
     
  7. dantech

    dantech Well-Known Member

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    Pfftt. I wish. That would be so fulfilling!

    This next guy is someone who buys stocks at high prices, and sells them at low prices.
     
  8. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    I'm not a guy, but I have reasons behind the symphony of my madness.

    The next poster tests how absorbent pads and tampons are.
     
  9. Draka

    Draka Wonder Woman

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    Somebody has to do it.

    The person below me makes their living performing pig insemination on stages for entertainment purposes.
     
  10. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    Those damn Youtube videos!

    The next poster is a drug genius and taught Olly North and the guy from Breaking Bad everything they know.
     
  11. Brickjectivity

    Brickjectivity Veteran Member
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    I also am buying the drinks, so sit down and stop talking about things you shouldn't be talking about.

    The next poster makes a living by bottling and selling their tears on ebay and baidu.
     
  12. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Meh....it's a living.

    The next rascal is a pro pig tickler.
     
  13. Viker

    Viker Caucasian detritus

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    Nope. I kill not thrill the pigs.

    Next poster is a junior assistant elephant psychologist.
     
  14. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    It's fascinating collecting evidence that burst the collective human bubble that we're better than animals for whatever false reason.

    The next person runs a highly successful 5-star restaurant chain that serves human as the main course.
     
  15. Viker

    Viker Caucasian detritus

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    Yep. Welcome to the Terminus Bar & Grill. We'll make the next twenty guests plates, for free!

    Next poster is an unemployed barnacle removal specialist. Probably because of booze
     
  16. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Ooooo....uncannily accurate!

    The next poster is a professional cuddler of frantic pets.
     
  17. dust1n

    dust1n Zindīq

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    How can you guess the job of the poster below you? I'd have to guess who'd the poster be first.

    But I guess I'll go with particle physicist?
     
  18. Viker

    Viker Caucasian detritus

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    No. I failed the really hard nerdy stuff back in colige. I opted for a business thing or what ever it's called.

    Next poster is a tortoise turd wrangler.
     
  19. dust1n

    dust1n Zindīq

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    You were both close. I am a cuddler of frantic tortoise turds.

    Next is pole dancing. But not like a strip club, instead a traditional Slavic dance.
     
  20. Viker

    Viker Caucasian detritus

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    Yep. I just wish it paid the light bill. The utility company doesn't accept vodka as payment.

    Next poster is a professional baboon antagonist.
     
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