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Golfer Trump Seen Visiting Office

Secret Chief

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"Concerns have been publicly raised regarding golfer Donald Trump being sighted at the office. Anonymous sources close to the golfer have confirmed that he has been loitering either near to the Oval Office or (on at least two occasions) has actually been witnessed inside the room. No-one contacted was able to say whether or not he had got as far as sitting at the desk.
Alarm bells had started ringing just last month when Trump's caddy reported him to the police as a missing person. Since then Trump has missed several important rounds which eventually culminated in unnamed fellow golfers tipping off White House staff to be more vigilant, just in case Trump attempted to visit the office on any further occasions, for reasons unknown."
- Just Tee Off magazine.


These are of course worrying times and America needs to be sure that it has all the right people in all the right places doing all the right things. What can be done to ensure that this golfer spends the maximum amount of time where he should be - on the links - and not where he causes so much upset and distress: at the office?
 

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Maybe his friends should start a GoFundMe for him to pay for extra balls and that set of clubs he's always wanted.
 
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