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Godly Pizza

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Labourwave, May 12, 2021.

  1. Labourwave

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    I just ordered Dominos and got the following:
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    Y'all ever been delivered pizza by the Eighth avatar of Vishnu?
     
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    I had Domino's tonight, too!
     
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    Update: they were quick and I didn't even get a sight of them!
     
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    We had Domino's last night. We picked it up from the store ourselves, though. No sense bring any divine beings into it. I assume they have enough on their hands.
     
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    That's very considerate of you, you're clearly a devout practitioner.
     
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  6. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    In India I noticed a Shri Sadguru Service Station - in other words a God-realized-and-perfect place to buy gasoline.
     
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  7. The Hammer

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    But do they have enough hands? :p

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  8. JustGeorge

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    For all the nonsense that goes on in the world, I don't think one can have enough hands...
     
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  9. Shadow Wolf

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    I have to admit, out of all the names I've seen used driving rideshare, Krishna has never been in my car. I have had Jesus in my car though a few times.
     
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    No, I only got pizza from the 10th Avatar
     
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  11. Dan From Smithville

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    I often wonder what they had at the penultimate supper. Perhaps it was pizza.
     
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  12. stvdv

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    I wonder... would it have been veg or non-veg pizza if given by Vishnu Avatar (or would it depend on which number of Avatar?)
     
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    Wouldn't it be veg? Forgive my ignorance of the subject.
     
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    Some of the early Avatars were animal look alikes... e. g. Turtle
     
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    That would seem to complicate the inclusion of meat on the pizza. I would say it would have to be veg then.
     
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    1 was boar another half lion half man

    But maybe that was before the invention of fire (or making fine pizza flour), so no pizza available at all. Problem solved
     
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    He looks beautiful. I wish He visits me today:cool:. I better clean up the mess in my house
     
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    I hope you gave Krishna a decent tip. Even deities have bills to pay.
     
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    Now, here's the question.
    Why would Krishna be delivering pizza that "meh" at best?:p
     
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