Spiderman
Veteran Member
I found this article interesting:
God Wants to Have Sex With You - prayer coach
God Wants to Have Sex With You - prayer coach
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"God wants to have sex with you"
- Thread starter Spiderman
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Tell God that I am married, but not to Him. Sorry, He'll have to wait until death does us part.(meaning Doug)
You don't have to do it right now. Just some time when you happen to be talking to God. Tell Him to back off.
KThnx
Tom
Spiderman
Veteran Member
"God gave us marriage to represent His love for His people. (Ephesians 5:31-32). This verse is about the two becoming one flesh. Sex represents the level of intimacy and partnership He is after with us"
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
Tell God I am completely celibate 
Not until we get married. Matthew 25:1
SabahTheLoner
Master of the Art of Couch Potato Cuddles
Who else thought of Yivo from one of the Futurama movies while reading the title?
That maybe so. Still I think She's most likely very happy that I'm celibate, under the circumstances.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
I hope God doesn't need the "not ready/uncomfortable" lecture.
I'm flattered but......no thanks.
Lester Tryon
Member
Or, before religion got involved, it was (and still is) a binding legal contract that joins people, a legal wedding requires a license, and a divorce must be performed in a court. Women did not always have rights, and in some cultures were actually considered a burden, which is why the dowry existed, as incentive for the husband to take the bride off of the father's hands. Churches, like governments (sometimes they're the same thing), want to have as much control as possible over their citizens/followers/etc, so why not control marriage as well? As far as "God" wanting to have sex with you, I believe it's a pretty fare assumption, based on almost every definition of a supreme being I've heard, that if the Deity wanted it, it would happen, period.
Lester Tryon
Member
I know that in some Pagan traditions, the physical act of joining to procreate was considered divine, two becoming one, with the result of a new life being born.
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
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Geoff-Allen
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YmirGF
Bodhisattva in Recovery
Some terms used therein that I would not think to employ, but I have to agree with the overall format, it's what I've been doing since I was 18... or.... um... 43 years now.... *bursts into tears* (How I wish I knew back then what I know now, but in some ways, I did.)
Geoff-Allen
Resident megalomaniac
43 years is a long time! I've been "at it" less than a decade really ... still it's better than my old self would have dared to imagine.
Thanks for sharing!