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Give The Person Above You A Super Power! (Game)

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Shimi, Jun 2, 2016.

  1. Shimi

    Shimi Lupus Ovis Pelle Indutus

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    Here's how the game works:

    Give the person who posted above you, a super power and description based upon their profile picture/personality.
     
  2. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Shimi has the power to make trees grow arms.
     
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  3. jeager106

    jeager106 Learning more about Jehovah.
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    Huh? What's a super power?
    Trump?
    I thought the super powers were the U.S., Russia, and Great Britain.
     
  4. Shimi

    Shimi Lupus Ovis Pelle Indutus

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    When Quarmire flashes his abs, all monkeys in the surrounding area immediately fall under his command.
     
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  5. lovesong

    lovesong .little necromancer. .shaman in training.
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    Shimi has the power to really, really love trees.

    ;)
     
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  6. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    Lovesong has powerful wiles.
    With only a wink, & the faintest of smiles,
    men will do as she wishes....
    even windows & dishes!
     
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  7. NewGuyOnTheBlock

    NewGuyOnTheBlock Cult Survivor

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    Revoltingest has this shovel which has been modified by extraterrestrials to modify synaptic responses and neuro-pathways, thereby "beating sense into people".
     
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  8. Shimi

    Shimi Lupus Ovis Pelle Indutus

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    NewGuyOnTheBlock is an outlawed storm trooper, who was exiled from the Death Star because of this...

    Funny.jpg

    funny 2.jpg

    He has the ability to remove parts of his body whilst still having control over them, and he can stack large quantities of items atop his head.
     
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  9. Madhuri

    Madhuri RF Goddess
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    Shimi has the power to grow her limbs as long as they need to be to hug stuff. Shimi enjoys hugging.
     
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  10. Mauricius Modestus

    Mauricius Modestus Well-Known Member
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    Mahduri, with her signature “lotus glance”, has the power to stop the flow of time.
     
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  11. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    DJ_sXe is the only living entity that can pronounce his username.
     
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  12. Tumah

    Tumah Veteran Member

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    Hmm...based on their profile pic...

    @Quagmire controls a human that can speak monkey.

    He uses it mostly for transportation.
     
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  13. NewGuyOnTheBlock

    NewGuyOnTheBlock Cult Survivor

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    Tumah can scribe so fast that computers and word processors just slow him down. And he's very artistic, too!
     
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  14. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    NewGuyOnTheBlock can manipulate time in such a way that he's always the new guy on the block.
     
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  15. Mauricius Modestus

    Mauricius Modestus Well-Known Member
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    Quagmire can manipulate the minds of monkeys.
     
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  16. Wirey

    Wirey Fartist

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    DJ_sXe can point at anyone and cause them to have a litre of explosive diarrhea in their pants on the spot.
     
  17. NewGuyOnTheBlock

    NewGuyOnTheBlock Cult Survivor

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    Wirey is just stone cold!
     
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