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Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Jan 11, 2019.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Heathen Libertarian Capitalist
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    Let's all show some kindness & generosity towards our fellow posters.

    For @columbus, I'm getting him a hat.
    (A brain like that should be kept out of the sun.)
    [​IMG]
     
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  2. Woberts

    Woberts The Perfumed Seneschal

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    Ewww…..
    I liked being able to tell a trump supporter from a mile away just by looking at their hat.
     
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  3. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Heathen Libertarian Capitalist
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    @Woberts gets....
    [​IMG]
    And there's no 5 day waiting period for this death dealer!
     
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  4. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Heathen Libertarian Capitalist
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    @Wu Wei has been so jealous of Mr Van.
    So he gets a van of his own....
    [​IMG]
     
  6. Brickjectivity

    Brickjectivity holy roly poly
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  7. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Heathen Libertarian Capitalist
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    For that doddering old codger, "Get off'n me lawn!" @esmith.....
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  8. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Heathen Libertarian Capitalist
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    I thought of giving @Audie some height enhancing shoes....you know, high heels.
    But clothing....that would possibly be inappropriate.
    Still, I like the shoe theme.
    So she gets....
    [​IMG]
    And I saved money cuz I didn't have to buy a pair.
     
  9. Audie

    Audie Well-Known Member

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    Sorry-ah, a Jokeslab will never
    compete with Louboutin for my affection.
     
  10. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Heathen Libertarian Capitalist
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    I wish I understood that.
    I'm in the mood to take great offense at something.

    Oops....the mood is gone now because the sun came out here.
     
  11. Audie

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    Rats, just as I was concocting something for
    you.
     
  12. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Heathen Libertarian Capitalist
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    For the aging @sun rise, I have a gift set with directions
    for proper use right on them...in a really big font.
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    for @Revoltingest

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    That should keep him quiet for 15 minutes or so...and he will not be anymore or any less understandable so.....I guess it could be thought of as a gift for everyone on RF for about 15 minutes
     
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  14. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Heathen Libertarian Capitalist
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    It will take me at least a month to finish that.
    It's fer sip'n....not gulp'n.
     
  15. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    oops, sorry...guess I should have gone with

    [​IMG]
     
  16. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Heathen Libertarian Capitalist
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    That's still sip'n whiskey.
    Nothing against single malt, but I'm a fan of blended.
     
  17. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Love louboutins, im 5:10 before i put them on. Lack of oxygen can be a problem up there so for you i would go the other way

    For Audie

    511Blk.png
     
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  18. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Ignorant Heathen Libertarian Capitalist
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    I googled "Louboutin".
    Now I know.
    Shoes that spendy should come with a fine snowboard attached.

    For @BSM1, I found the perfect picture for his bedroom wall.
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    They often come with a free broken ankle
     
  20. beenherebeforeagain

    beenherebeforeagain Rogue Animist
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    give a poster a present
    and she'll probably want to argue religion with you...
     
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