Let drunk Erin tell you a story.
I went to help a friend move today, and it's a good thing I did. We were slated for about 7 people total, 3 heavy movers, some of us were just going to be picking up all the boxes and miscellaneous stuff.
Except 2 of the heavy movers didn't show up because a family emergency happened (totally understandable). The third didn't show up because he was sick.
So we had four women trying to move a single mom of one (but really, that's a lot of stuff). I work out pretty regularly, I used to have pretty good upper body strength back in the day (ha, not so much anymore. I was climbing on poles in my 20's), so we just tried to barge ahead.
Dear god. I had to carry a buffet and a couch with a single helpful neighbor (he has been recompensed with so much booze and pizza!) all the way out the back, around the entire apartment complex (think like... half a block), and back to the truck. I'm no softie, but lifting that much for such a sustained amount of time -- we got the buffet and couch to the truck, but after the couch, I started seeing black. I sat down, eventually made it to the bathroom, I felt like I was going to pass out, vomit, and potentially **** myself (that's what it felt like, go on, you've earned the laugh, but that's the way it was. I recovered without any horrible things happening).
But aside from those couple neighbor assists, the four of us got it ALL done. I'm currently wearing a wrist brace, I'm honestly drunk as hell because we went out after, I didn't have to drive. I found out this girl I've kinda been into is not only not gay at all, but is into one of my guyfriends and they've been talking, so that made me only get a little MORE drunk.
But the point?! The point is we got it done, and even aside from the heavy stuff (ha, after I almost passed out the buffet and couch were called "Erin killers," e.g. "ok someone else get the Erin killer into the living room") we got an entire mountain worth of stuff moved, and my friend is really happy, and my friends being happy makes me happy, and I hope you're happy now too. Yes YOU, be happy. That is all.
With love,
Erin
I went to help a friend move today, and it's a good thing I did. We were slated for about 7 people total, 3 heavy movers, some of us were just going to be picking up all the boxes and miscellaneous stuff.
Except 2 of the heavy movers didn't show up because a family emergency happened (totally understandable). The third didn't show up because he was sick.
So we had four women trying to move a single mom of one (but really, that's a lot of stuff). I work out pretty regularly, I used to have pretty good upper body strength back in the day (ha, not so much anymore. I was climbing on poles in my 20's), so we just tried to barge ahead.
Dear god. I had to carry a buffet and a couch with a single helpful neighbor (he has been recompensed with so much booze and pizza!) all the way out the back, around the entire apartment complex (think like... half a block), and back to the truck. I'm no softie, but lifting that much for such a sustained amount of time -- we got the buffet and couch to the truck, but after the couch, I started seeing black. I sat down, eventually made it to the bathroom, I felt like I was going to pass out, vomit, and potentially **** myself (that's what it felt like, go on, you've earned the laugh, but that's the way it was. I recovered without any horrible things happening).
But aside from those couple neighbor assists, the four of us got it ALL done. I'm currently wearing a wrist brace, I'm honestly drunk as hell because we went out after, I didn't have to drive. I found out this girl I've kinda been into is not only not gay at all, but is into one of my guyfriends and they've been talking, so that made me only get a little MORE drunk.
But the point?! The point is we got it done, and even aside from the heavy stuff (ha, after I almost passed out the buffet and couch were called "Erin killers," e.g. "ok someone else get the Erin killer into the living room") we got an entire mountain worth of stuff moved, and my friend is really happy, and my friends being happy makes me happy, and I hope you're happy now too. Yes YOU, be happy. That is all.
With love,
Erin
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