Gay vs straight football

[VoidCat]

Saw the thread title, and thought you were arranging a game of football (soccer).

I am now arranging a game of football if anyone is interested. Gays on one team straights on the other?Who will win? Let the game begin!

 

[RestlessSoul]

I am now arranging a game of football if anyone is interested. Gays on one team straights on the other?Who will win? Let the game begin!

Do we change ends at half time?

 

[VoidCat]

Do we change ends at half time?

I don't see why not. The bisexuals, asexuals, and other sexualites will look at both sides and go nope anyway.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'm not playing Tight End on the gay team, I know that.

 

[Stevicus]

How about a nice game of chess?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I am now arranging a game of football if anyone is interested. Gays on one team straights on the other?Who will win? Let the game begin!

Which type of football?

 

[VoidCat]

How about a nice game of chess?

nah. We playing football

 

[VoidCat]

Which type of football?

Well figure it out as soon as the Brits and Americans stop arguing over what football is.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[England my lionheart]

I’m not scoring a goal or touchdown,I’m defending my zone whatever the game is.

 

[F1fan]

Straight males against lesbians?

Lesbians win.

 

[RestlessSoul]

Which type of football?

The clue is in the name. A game where the ball is played mostly with the feet.

 

[RestlessSoul]

I’m not scoring a goal or touchdown,I’m defending my zone whatever the game is.

If it's 14 down and 10 on the 49ers 22, I'm all at sea.

 

[Subduction Zone]

If it's 14 down and 10 on the 49ers 22, I'm all at sea.

Yes, we can see that. There are only four downs in football. But your situation has an excellent easy answer. Even if you did not provide enough info. Except at the very end of the game: If the 49ers have the ball they would punt. If the opposition has the ball they would kick a field goal.

At the end of the game that strategy gets more complicated with different actions taken for different scores.

 

[RestlessSoul]

Yes, we can see that. There are only four downs in football. But your situation has an excellent easy answer. Even if you did not provide enough info. Except at the very end of the game: If the 49ers have the ball they would punt. If the opposition has the ball they would kick a field goal.

At the end of the game that strategy gets more complicated with different actions taken for different scores.

Anything that complicated, and requiring that much strategic thought, is basically a board game played on grass.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Anything that complicated, and requiring that much strategic thought, is basically a board game played on grass.

There is much more strategy in American football. Think of it as a unique combination. It is chess plus a demolition derby on grass.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Maybe I can coach one of the teams since I know a few things about football. But first we have to sneak into the other team's locker and find out their weaknesses. Like if they're all conservatives, I'll have to stack my team with a transgender lesbian Satanist defense.

 

[England my lionheart]

If it's 14 down and 10 on the 49ers 22, I'm all at sea.

I'm running back,to get the refrigerator from the bears,long time since I watched grid iron lol

 

[Twilight Hue]

I am now arranging a game of football if anyone is interested. Gays on one team straights on the other?Who will win? Let the game begin!

The gays will win by default.

Reason is fear of being groped from the other team.

 

[Twilight Hue]

If it's 14 down and 10 on the 49ers 22, I'm all at sea.

Well. Hail Mary then!