Game: Scot in the Car

[PoetPhilosopher]

Question: There's a Scot in the car, and they're about ready to tell a long story about crankshafts, and they've got all day. What do you do?

The winner has the most creative ra... oh who am I kidding, there is no winner in a thread like this.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Question: There's a Scot in the car, and they're about ready to tell a long story about crankshafts, and they've got all day. What do you do?

The winner has the most creative ra... oh who am I kidding, there is no winner in a thread like this.

I don't talk about crankshafts. I talk about fashion.

Oh wait...

...wrong spelling.​

 

[Spirit of Light]

Question: There's a Scot in the car, and they're about ready to tell a long story about crankshafts, and they've got all day. What do you do?

The winner has the most creative ra... oh who am I kidding, there is no winner in a thread like this.

I would leave the car and say keep the car.......

 

[ChristineM]

Question: There's a Scot in the car, and they're about ready to tell a long story about crankshafts, and they've got all day. What do you do?

The winner has the most creative ra... oh who am I kidding, there is no winner in a thread like this.

Sure Scott's have their stereotypes and Scottish engineers take the biscuit but surely American Scottish Engineer's from Revoltistan wear the crown.

But there is a real Scottish ex engineer lives near me and i could happily be trapped in a car with him. He is a wealth of anecdotes, has a wonderful way with words and that accent is adorable.

And of course I would retaliate occasionally with interesting stories of vector graphics and mimic diagrams ;-)

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Question: There's a Scot in the car, and they're about ready to tell a long story about crankshafts, and they've got all day. What do you do?

The winner has the most creative ra... oh who am I kidding, there is no winner in a thread like this.

I quickly change the topic by asking them what they think of the English. Three hours later, when they take a breath, I realise my mistake.

 

[Revoltingest]

I would leave the car and say keep the car.......

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I read that as Sheep Aid. Sheep... haggis...

 

[Revoltingest]

I read that as Sheep Aid. Sheep... haggis...

I've heard of "mind in the gutter" before.
This must be "mind in the barnyard".

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I've heard of "mind in the gutter" before.
This must be "mind in the barnyard".

I better be glad I don't live in Tennessee. From what I've heard, they have their minds in both.

 

[A Vestigial Mote]

There's a Scot in the car

But how do I know he's a true Scotsman?

 

[Thief]

Question: There's a Scot in the car, and they're about ready to tell a long story about crankshafts, and they've got all day. What do you do?

The winner has the most creative ra... oh who am I kidding, there is no winner in a thread like this.

I would tell him......you know nothing about crankshafts

I WORKED in factory that makes them

can't one up on THAT

 

[exchemist]

Question: There's a Scot in the car, and they're about ready to tell a long story about crankshafts, and they've got all day. What do you do?

The winner has the most creative ra... oh who am I kidding, there is no winner in a thread like this.

Quickly claim that the English really won the Battle of Bannockburn.

On second thoughts, the crankshaft story might be preferable......................