Funny church signs.

[Saint Frankenstein]

So let's post funny church signs. Doesn't matter if they're real or not. I enjoy them. I'll start:

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

 

[oldbadger]

Missionary Position?

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

 

[lewisnotmiller]

There are always some funny ones around...can't vouch these are real, but since you said it doesn't matter...

This one's pretty clever...

But I think this is my fave...

 

[oldbadger]

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[lewisnotmiller]

Okay, looks like were haunting the same sites.
But here is a link to a story on Gosford Anglican Church in Australia. They are (actually) well known for their signs, which mix irreverant humour with political messages.
Well worth a quick read (plenty of sign pics for the linguistically challenged)

Gosford Anglican Church is the talk of the town ... and the internet

 

[StarryNightshade]

 

[4consideration]

 

[4consideration]

 

[4consideration]

 

[4consideration]

 

[4consideration]

 

[ChristineES]

Here you are:

 

[Viker]

Wish I had pics from back in the day. My neighbors would rearrange church signs along Bardstown road. Best ones were, Bring some pot, smoke for satan, give God head and, we sell children at low costs every fourth free.