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Fortune Cookies!

Tarheeler

Tarheeler

Argumentative Curmudgeon
Premium Member
Overcome institutional impediments and be productive.


This one was found in a batch we had gotten with our lunch at work. It has become our motto. It's posted on the cork boards, hangs on a sign over the door, and was mass e-mailed to our supervisors. We've been flooded with "organizational impediments" lately that have caused us to lose effectiveness in the field.
 
Treks

Treks

Well-Known Member
The boss where I work recently got one: For every problem there's a simple answer - and it's usually wrong.
 
BSM1

BSM1

What? Me worry?
Safety first, whenever possible. Actually that's my company motto but it seemed to fit.
 
Brickjectivity

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
You will successfully escape a raging rhinoceros only to be smashed by a greyhound bus, but you will be magically restored by a djinn who was hidden for 100 years in an unopened Cracker Jack box. Please do not blame this fortune cookie.
 
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Treks

Treks

Well-Known Member
This isn't a fortune cookie but a Confucius say..

Woman who sits on judge's lap gets honourable discharge
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
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