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Forming a coven

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Snow White, Jul 31, 2021.

  1. Snow White

    Snow White Veteran Member

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    Let's form a forum coven. We can work out our differences, such as that I'm not a witch and just have my dreams of being a non human-sacrifice part of a spell-casting group, later.

    We can cast spells like putting pants on @SalixIncendium when he wishes to not wear pants while posting. Although, we have to be careful not to do the spell in ill will. If a spell is done in ill will, it can come back on the caster threefold. And who wants to wear three pairs of pants while posting?
     
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  2. Martin

    Martin Spam, wonderful spam (bloody vikings!)

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    Will all the male members here be vulnerable to these pants spells? (asking for a friend).
     
  3. Snow White

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    Yes. All males.

    Don't worry if you're trans female though. Even the newly transitioning are exempt.
     
  4. Martin

    Martin Spam, wonderful spam (bloody vikings!)

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    So is there anything we can do to protect ourselves? Would sticking garlic down our pants work for example?
     
  5. Snow White

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    It's all pretty simple, really - the men will have to wear dresses to dodge the pants spell.
     
  6. Snow White

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    I'm afraid @Revoltingest is going to be furious at us when we do a spell to give him pants under the kilt.
     
  7. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Rival's Creepy Uncle
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    Pants are removable.
     
  8. RayofLight

    RayofLight My pronouns: he/they

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    I don't believe in the threefold law so can I be the one with ill intent?
     
  9. Snow White

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    Sounds good. What's the worst that can happen?
     
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  10. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    So long as i don't have to dance naked I'll give it a go. ;-)
     
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  11. Snow White

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    Yeah. We probably should've went for the toad spell.
     
  12. Snow White

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    You're a tough negotiator, but okay - you won't have to dance naked.
     
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  13. Martin

    Martin Spam, wonderful spam (bloody vikings!)

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    So we all have to dress up like Scotsmen? Better than garlic down the pants, I suppose.
     
  14. Sirona

    Sirona Hindu Wannabe

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    The most important question: Which are the candidates for the posts of high priestess and high priest? Submit your applications!
     
  15. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Or Scots women...
     
  16. Snow White

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    Maybe we should vote and tally. But let's not vote ourselves when we vote.

    I vote @Viker as high priestess, and @RayofLight for high priest (should they be okay with being a priest)
     
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    I think that if you're going to form a coven and cast spells, you really need to focus on doing something positive and helpful to others.

    For example, anybody who reads this should know that there was a hideous gremlin living in your home. Don't worry about it though because I performed a banishing spell and it's gone now. Don't try to look for it because it isn't there anymore. Seriously, don't try to look for it, you'll just make it angry.
     
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    "Coven" was one of those words I misunderstood when I first heard it as a kid. For some reason, I thought it had something to do with Billy Jack.

     
  19. Martin

    Martin Spam, wonderful spam (bloody vikings!)

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    But the coven won't be casting pants spells on women.. Oh wait, maybe they will.
    As it happens, I know some witches, they come across a bit fierce, but are sweeties really.
     
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    Perhaps just make boxers minimum dress code -less risky.
     
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