Ah, yes, the peeing contest....... I would have loved the company. But actually my 19yr old son was with me, back from uni, so a peeing contest would be hard to explain. He and I had some good swims, walks and picnics.
Sounds like a fun time.
By the way, here is France’s answer to the pork pie, which we traditionally take as a picnic lunch on long walks in the UK:
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Rather delicious, with duck pate in the centre, some herb, I think tarragon, and pistachios in it. Get it in any big supermarket. No wonder the Germans have that expression “to live like a god in France”.
I hadn't heard of pork pie, either.
I've got a picnic planned next week; still haven't decided what to make.