feeling discomfort should be a crime

[sun rise]

Jokes thread based on opinion column

So why wait for the government? We're all sovereign citizens here and can pass our own laws (and have the mods enforce them, of course). Wait, being moderated causes discomfort.

But of course feeling uncomfortable should be made illegal and anyone who makes someone else uncomfortable should be tried, convicted and sentenced for that crime. Civilization depends on this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...da-legislature-ban-history-discomfort-satire/

“History is good to ban, but it is not enough,” t... “History is actually way less discomfortable than lots of other subjects, and if we are really serious about ending discomfort, we should ban those first.”
...
“The book bans are good,”...“Less reading is good. English is a big source of discomfort.”
...
... “They are trying to indoctrinate our youth with critical race theory, and we won’t let them! They want White people to learn about events that happened in the past, which causes discomfort, and we will not have it!”
...
“We’ve got to protect everyone from discomfort at all costs,” the legislator went on. “That’s the most important thing. That’s what people need to do right now. Make clear laws against any subject that could possibly cause discomfort.”

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Jokes thread based on opinion column

So why wait for the government? We're all sovereign citizens here and can pass our own laws (and have the mods enforce them, of course). Wait, being moderated causes discomfort.

But of course feeling uncomfortable should be made illegal and anyone who makes someone else uncomfortable should be tried, convicted and sentenced for that crime. Civilization depends on this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...da-legislature-ban-history-discomfort-satire/

“History is good to ban, but it is not enough,” t... “History is actually way less discomfortable than lots of other subjects, and if we are really serious about ending discomfort, we should ban those first.”
...
“The book bans are good,”...“Less reading is good. English is a big source of discomfort.”
...
... “They are trying to indoctrinate our youth with critical race theory, and we won’t let them! They want White people to learn about events that happened in the past, which causes discomfort, and we will not have it!”
...
“We’ve got to protect everyone from discomfort at all costs,” the legislator went on. “That’s the most important thing. That’s what people need to do right now. Make clear laws against any subject that could possibly cause discomfort.”

Which subjects would I have objected to because they caused discomfort when I was a lad...hmmmm...

Math would be one...made me very uncomfortable...usually induced a headache...

Music would have been a lot more comfortable had my elementary teachers have had any musical abilities themselves...

Reading would be another...having to learn to sound out words, remembering all those grammatical rules and whatnot...VERY uncomfortable...

Moving on to high school...algebra and calculus...although geometry was a piece of cake...

Literature...History...physical science and biology...shop class was very discomforting...

 

[Debater Slayer]

I thought the GOP was supposed to be against people's being "snowflakes" and "politically correct." I guess some members thereof clearly disagree.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Jokes thread based on opinion column

So why wait for the government? We're all sovereign citizens here and can pass our own laws (and have the mods enforce them, of course). Wait, being moderated causes discomfort.

But of course feeling uncomfortable should be made illegal and anyone who makes someone else uncomfortable should be tried, convicted and sentenced for that crime. Civilization depends on this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...da-legislature-ban-history-discomfort-satire/

“History is good to ban, but it is not enough,” t... “History is actually way less discomfortable than lots of other subjects, and if we are really serious about ending discomfort, we should ban those first.”
...
“The book bans are good,”...“Less reading is good. English is a big source of discomfort.”
...
... “They are trying to indoctrinate our youth with critical race theory, and we won’t let them! They want White people to learn about events that happened in the past, which causes discomfort, and we will not have it!”
...
“We’ve got to protect everyone from discomfort at all costs,” the legislator went on. “That’s the most important thing. That’s what people need to do right now. Make clear laws against any subject that could possibly cause discomfort.”

What? And miss out the opportunity for some pure quality discomfort?

The legislation body just wants to hoard all the primo discomfort for themselves. The utter cads!

 

[sun rise]

I thought the GOP was supposed to be against people's being "snowflakes" and "politically correct." I guess some members thereof clearly disagree.

Psychologists call it "projection"

 

[The Hammer]

Which subjects would I have objected to because they caused discomfort when I was a lad...hmmmm...

Math would be one...made me very uncomfortable...usually induced a headache...

Music would have been a lot more comfortable had my elementary teachers have had any musical abilities themselves...

Reading would be another...having to learn to sound out words, remembering all those grammatical rules and whatnot...VERY uncomfortable...

Moving on to high school...algebra and calculus...although geometry was a piece of cake...

Literature...History...physical science and biology...shop class was very discomforting...

Sooooo.... What your saying is you liked Lunch and P.E.

 

[The Hammer]

Jokes thread based on opinion column

So why wait for the government? We're all sovereign citizens here and can pass our own laws (and have the mods enforce them, of course). Wait, being moderated causes discomfort.

But of course feeling uncomfortable should be made illegal and anyone who makes someone else uncomfortable should be tried, convicted and sentenced for that crime. Civilization depends on this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...da-legislature-ban-history-discomfort-satire/

“History is good to ban, but it is not enough,” t... “History is actually way less discomfortable than lots of other subjects, and if we are really serious about ending discomfort, we should ban those first.”
...
“The book bans are good,”...“Less reading is good. English is a big source of discomfort.”
...
... “They are trying to indoctrinate our youth with critical race theory, and we won’t let them! They want White people to learn about events that happened in the past, which causes discomfort, and we will not have it!”
...
“We’ve got to protect everyone from discomfort at all costs,” the legislator went on. “That’s the most important thing. That’s what people need to do right now. Make clear laws against any subject that could possibly cause discomfort.”

Check out some of the things our boy Thomas Jefferson wrote about the Natives.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Sooooo.... What your saying is you liked Lunch and P.E.

Neh, not so much. PE we actually had to do things to get sweaty...and we had to dress in stinky exercise clothes and shower together...very discomforting...

 

[oldbadger]

Jokes thread based on opinion column

So why wait for the government? We're all sovereign citizens here and can pass our own laws (and have the mods enforce them, of course). Wait, being moderated causes discomfort.

But of course feeling uncomfortable should be made illegal and anyone who makes someone else uncomfortable should be tried, convicted and sentenced for that crime. Civilization depends on this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...da-legislature-ban-history-discomfort-satire/

“History is good to ban, but it is not enough,” t... “History is actually way less discomfortable than lots of other subjects, and if we are really serious about ending discomfort, we should ban those first.”
...
“The book bans are good,”...“Less reading is good. English is a big source of discomfort.”
...
... “They are trying to indoctrinate our youth with critical race theory, and we won’t let them! They want White people to learn about events that happened in the past, which causes discomfort, and we will not have it!”
...
“We’ve got to protect everyone from discomfort at all costs,” the legislator went on. “That’s the most important thing. That’s what people need to do right now. Make clear laws against any subject that could possibly cause discomfort.”

I found your OP to be massively discomforting.
You have been reported to the Sovereign Authorities and they will be taking that forwards for me.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Ya know...I find Fox News to be very uncomfortable to watch...I think they should be taken off the air...

 

[We Never Know]

Ya know...I find Fox News to be very uncomfortable to watch...I think they should be taken off the air...

Most of the left do too.
Same as most of the right thinks that about CNN.

Politics in the US ripple through everything