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Famous bad predictions

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Geoff-Allen, Aug 13, 2019.

  1. Geoff-Allen

    Geoff-Allen Resident megalomaniac

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    Nothing can really preparation one for not having the H.
     
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    What I learned Margret Thatcher is funny.

    TV may still fail, it sure looks that way today, so that guy maybe right (Its just a real long Fad).

    Intelligent people of the time were either closed minded or not as intelligent as they thought. Same goes for them today.
     
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    Regarding #10:



    The prediction may be wrong, and maybe slightly amusing, but I didn't think it was that funny. Some of the others were funnier.
     
  6. Geoff-Allen

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    Fair enough - I love the cookies btw ...

    There's also the entire realm of sports broadcasting which is filled with bad predictions -

    Sports Predictions That Went Hilariously Wrong

    Enjoy!
     
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    Someone had to do it.
     
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    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Sadly this attitude is still around:
    #22. "I am tired of all this sort of thing called science here... We have spent millions in that sort of thing for the last few years, and it is time it should be stopped."
     
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    @PopeADope thinks I'm going to give birth to the messiah. That's a hell of a prediction for someone who's not even Jewish nor all that interested in blokes except in exceptional cases.

    But weirder things have happened I guess.

     
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    Biggest clangor of all, Jesus second coming.
     
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    I predict it'll continue raining here till at least 11am IMG_20190814_103309.jpg
     
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    Maybe you should sacrifice a few animals for Odin to find out why he's late
     
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    G-d is fond of choosing the most unlikely instruments for his most glorious vessels of grace.

    Besides, with G-d creating humans out of mud and bone, no need for a bloke to produce a Messiah. ;)

    Okay, perhaps he's not destined to be the Messiah, but maybe he will still be instrumental in doing what the Messiah would want. That would be my vision for the son of so religious a mother.

    Oh and, I think every genius has a bit of Abraham's blood in their veins. :wink:

    Keep being your own person. G-d will satisfy eventually, even if he doesn't have my plans in mind. :pensive:

    He's the inventor of blokes, uproots entire nations for chosen blokes, creates light, planets, and stars by his words, and all galaxies are his to do with as he pleases. He was never born and will never die, and knows everything. He sounds a heckuva lot better than all blokes combined.:wink:

    He might be keeping them away so that they don't distract you from him.:shrug:
     
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    But I think I might like the procreation bit :( Especially with some handcuffs and a spanking.
     
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    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    Don't get me frustrated now! :p
     
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    Late for what?
     
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    If you can't even follow your own posts dude,,, why bother
     
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