Fake News Headlines based on Posters

[PoetPhilosopher]

Man On A Religious Forum Becomes Dog For Free

Woman Follows Religious Forums Advice, Gets Stuck In Washer. When Help Arrived, Three Other Posters Found In Washer Too

Meet The American Scottish Man Who Lives On A Diet Of Haggis

Bear Kills Three In Last Message in Last Post To Win Thread

Man with Horse Avatar Goes Crazy, Holds Two Kids Hostage Who Were Fighting, Says It Was For Their Own Good

 

[Revoltingest]

French woman lives on snails in heavy cream sauce.
Elderly badger gets pacemaker made by Lucas Electric.
British woman sets fashion world afire with stylish dungarees.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

The Hot Topic of Today: Signatures. Let's take a look at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Scottish Man Faces Alleged Community Shaved Weasel Allegations

 

[We Never Know]

Man On A Religious Forum Becomes Dog For Free

Woman Follows Religious Forums Advice, Gets Stuck In Washer. When Help Arrived, Three Other Posters Found In Washer Too

Meet The American Scottish Man Who Lives On A Diet Of Haggis

Bear Kills Three In Last Message in Last Post To Win Thread

Man with Horse Avatar Goes Crazy, Holds Two Kids Hostage Who Were Fighting, Says It Was For Their Own Good

"Man with Horse Avatar Goes Crazy, Holds Two Kids Hostage Who Were Fighting, Says It Was For Their Own Good"

I would spank their butts and send them on their way lol

 

[Gargovic Malkav]

Mauled Remains Of Creationist Newbie Found In Religious Debates

Troll Resurrected After Being Struck Down By The Ban Hammer For The Third Time

True Scotsman Sighted, Locals Claim
Experts Say There Is No Such Thing

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Mauled Remains Of Creationist Newbie Found In Religious Debates

Glad I wasn't sipping coffee when I read this.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

The Shocking Mystery of Mr. Van

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Website Defines Digital Religious Services As Valid, Thereby Accidentally Becoming Church in the Process