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Explain the Power

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Brickjectivity, Jun 6, 2019.

  1. Brickjectivity

    Brickjectivity Tail Wagger
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    Explain why the poster above you is the most powerful person on Earth.
     
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    Because they became a master of bribery, and used said bribery to harness the world's cats.
     
  3. Daemon Sophic

    Daemon Sophic Avatar in flux

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    @AT-AT will take over world control through the use of the hypnotic swirling pattern in his seemingly innocuous avatar pic. :eek:
     
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  4. David T

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    Becuse Daemon Sophic is the only mythological creature that has a wiki page and a twitter and instagram account and is planning on dominating the world through social media.

    The thunderbird is a legendary creature in certain North American indigenous peoples'history and culture. It is considered a supernatural being of power and strength. It is especially important, and frequently depicted, in the art, songs and oral histories of many Pacific Northwest Coast cultures, but is also found in various forms among some peoples of the American Southwest, East Coast of the United States, Great Lakes, and Great Plains.

    Thunderbird
     
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  5. Enoch07

    Enoch07 It's all a sick freaking joke.
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    Because @David T is a sexual t-rex! Behold, you will lust after him!
     
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  6. AT-AT

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    To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Wall Street Executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in an all-black suit with a tie?
    Next, you and Al Gore will sabotoge the internet. This will cause countless hordes of RF'ers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Tofu, as even the newbies whisper your name in terror.
    Finally, you will unleash your Supernatural Powers, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. This will all be done from an Air Fortress. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new warthog POTUS.
     
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  7. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    @AT-AT 's power will truly be manifest when he's the last tie-wearing male on Earth.
     
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  8. Stanyon

    Stanyon RF's Ultra -Square

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    Sun rise is a mystery wrapped in an enigma because is it really rising or setting?
     
  9. David T

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    omg my secret is out. Damn you enoch!!!
     
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  10. Brickjectivity

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    Stanyon is building a spaceship, and only those who leave with him on it will be saved from doom.
     
  11. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    He is the leader of a race of felines who run the world.
    Most powerful minion of Old Scratch, he controls human
    behavior thru cat videos.
     
  12. Dan From Smithville

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    He is the Rasenmeister and has a global lawn maintenance conspiracy utilizing a series of equipment he has amassed and staged on his remote island sanctuary. Just open any door on his storage facility of solitude and you will see scores of minions training on riding or push mowers. Soon he will show us what true power means. We will tremble before his mechanized lawn mowing military might.
     
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  13. AT-AT

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    Dan uses pharmacology in his schemes, often manipulating everyday drugs to control others to achieve his goals. He is from a big family of rabbits. You do the math.
     
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    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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    BeHold! THE Dan from Smithville.

    Dan From Smithville is a Greek Deity, conceived from Holy Coitus of Despoina,( The Greek Goddess of Mystery ), and Kratos, ( the Greek God of Power).

    He looks like an adorable Bunny, but surging thru his cute and cuddly body rages the blood of a God!

    Dan From Smithville will use his mysterious power to reproduce in large, large volumes. Spreading his seed far and wide increasing his global influence, disrupting governments and economies. Dan From Smithville has mysterious and powerful incisors. He can chew thru almost anything. He is mysteriously stealthy, quiet, and soft. No one knows where he is going. They only know where he has been because of the powerful little pellet droppings that are left in the wake of his psychological undertakings.

    Beware, and be warned. We are in the presence of greatness. We are in the presence of fuzz. We are in the presence of Great-Fuzz. And he is taking over the world.
     
  15. Brickjectivity

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    His eternal optimism is like an ever-yipping dog that bites the heels of world leaders. It dodges brooms and growls at pointing fingers. They eventually give up and throw it a bone.
     
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    dingdao The eternal Tao cannot be told - Tao Te Ching

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    There is no ONE above me, there is no ONE below.
     
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  17. Daemon Sophic

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    Just look at him. A cute little teddy bear. :hearteyes:

    Wearing camo. :confused:

    ...and a bomber pilot scarf. :eek:

    There’s nobody below him because HE JUST NUKED THEM!!
     
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