Exercise in Alliteration

[Brickjectivity]

This is not a poem. Its just alliteration practice.

A beaver barking in the sun watches as birds scoop their meals from a teal liquor floor.
Equally green the river flows from beneath hills heeling along broad nearby plains.
Birds splash and ply. Beavers waddle and spackle. A river historicizes and inundates.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Historicizes?

Might have to tuck that one away for future use when I'm writing.

 

[Audie]

This is not a poem. Its just alliteration practice.

A beaver barking in the sun watches as birds scoop their meals from a teal liquor floor.
Equally green the river flows from beneath hills heeling along broad nearby plains.
Birds splash and ply. Beavers waddle and spackle. A river historicizes and inundates.

Big brown beaver bask beyond big bend?

Where is your alliteration at?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Big brown beaver bask beyond big bend?

Where is your alliteration at?

Audie ideates sidereal red ear turtles titanic tumbling trans-galactically going
terrapins transport elephants elevating everyone in Edenic effortlessness

 

[whirlingmerc]

This is not a poem. Its just alliteration practice.

A beaver barking in the sun watches as birds scoop their meals from a teal liquor floor.
Equally green the river flows from beneath hills heeling along broad nearby plains.
Birds splash and ply. Beavers waddle and spackle. A river historicizes and inundates.

I like it!

but might have said 'a beaver basking in the sun'
Do beavers bark?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I like it!

but might have said 'a beaver basking in the sun'
Do beavers bark?

Beavers grunt, grumble and bark frequently...and they bask.

 

[Curious George]

I like it!

but might have said 'a beaver basking in the sun'
Do beavers bark?

Nothing barks more broodingly than a bereaved beaver.

 

[columbus]

Nothing barks more broodingly than a bereaved beaver.

Especially the wide open ones.
Tom

 

[Audie]

Especially the wide open ones.
Tom

Eeewwwhh. Did you have to??

 

[Audie]

Audie ideates sidereal red ear turtles titanic tumbling trans-galactically going
terrapins transport elephants elevating everyone in Edenic effortlessness

That at least got in more than one two-word alliteration.

"red eared slider" That is the name of the turkle.

Lots of words start with S. Try that.

 

[columbus]

Eeewwwhh. Did you have to??

You never want to graduate beyond "jerk-in-training", do you.
Tom

 

[Audie]

You never want to graduate beyond "jerk-in-training", do you.
Tom

um what? You are showing how to to projection?

 

[columbus]

um what? You are showing how to to projection?

Ya know,
ya misspelled "do".
Tom

 

[Audie]

Ya know,
ya misspelled "do".
Tom

Well, what if I did mistypo it, ya swab, or whatever
this guy is-

this one is much shorter, and, I think, hilarious.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That at least got in more than one two-word alliteration.

"red eared slider" That is the name of the turkle.

Lots of words start with S. Try that.

Throw her into space!

 

[Audie]

Throw her into space!

Swiftly, silently, sling spaceward so she sin such sins no mo'.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Swiftly, silently, sling spaceward so she sin such sins no mo'.

I'll catch up with you, deer!

 

[Audie]

I'll catch up with you, deer!

No puns permitted till after alliteration

 

[Brickjectivity]

No puns permitted till after alliteration

What starts with 'S' and rhymes with 'Spank'? Oh, yeah...spank does.

 

[Wu Wei]

Artful Aardvark awkwardly ate apples

Big Brown Bear Bites Bouzi

Crazed Camels can’t cartwheel

Dilapidated Donut delightfully disintegrated

Gleeful Goat Got Grabbed

Hideous Hard Hat Hit Helicopter

Intelligent Insensitive Indigent Ignorantly Interrupts Indians

Jello Juggler Jumps Jaguar

Kindly King Kicks Kindling

lascivious lizards lack lowliness