Real Sorceror
Pirate Hunter
Pssst, he was making a crude joke. Y'know, the "big bang", its like.... wait, how old are you??JerryL said:Cite please
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Pssst, he was making a crude joke. Y'know, the "big bang", its like.... wait, how old are you??JerryL said:Cite please
Real Sorceror said:Pssst, he was making a crude joke. Y'know, the "big bang", its like.... wait, how old are you??
Surely you realise that fossils are the 'Fruets of the Devil', Penguin.:sarcasticdarkpenguin said:
Quoth_The _Raven said:Surely you realise that fossils are the 'Fruets of the Devil', Penguin.:sarcastic
divinemission said:I have not read the evolution "bible" the scientists created; but I can tell you, and I bet you I am right one hundred percents. You can agrue all you want, but please be nice and chose your words correctly before you post reply, to avoid the war of words regard the facts of how human physical bodies created.
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[FONT="]Through a very long process of animals transformation, the human prospect living creatures slowly changes, from one kinds to another kinds, then to monkeys, monkeys into bears, and finally to the human physical bodies. [/FONT]
[FONT="](The theory of monkeys to human natural bodies is incorrect, because monkeys have long arms and long tails then bears; therefore, in order for species evolutes into human natural bodies, God changed the souls creations formulas, for the long arms and tails to shorter arms and tails shorted, by changed from monkeys souls to bears souls before transformed to humans souls, and the bears transform to human natural bodies. In addition, the theory of seas living creatures transformed to human natural bodies was total incorrect, sea living creatures must remain in water.)[/FONT]
[FONT="]God created human souls by changing the supernatural substance for creating bears souls and sent it into monkey wombs, for bears do not grow long tails, long arms and legs like a monkey. God then changes thesupernatural substance for creating human souls, and removed short tails, hairs, and shape of bear faces etc, and sent it into bear wombs. At this stage, after the birth, the natural bodies have not wholly human yet; but during the process of growing up, the natural bodies are changing, that led to human on earth.
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P.S. Sources from the forthcoming book entitled The Almighty Is Healing that will release in December 2006, by Kingdom of Heaven World Divine Mission, http://www.wdcic.org
This isn't normal evolution YamiB, this is the special sort where god's been doing cross species embryo implantation.:sarcasticYamiB. said:Since when does Evolution say that bears where involved between our ape-like ancestors and current humans?
divinemission said:I have not read the evolution "bible" the scientists created; but I can tell you, and I bet you I am right one hundred percents. You can agrue all you want, but please be nice and chose your words correctly before you post reply, to avoid the war of words regard the facts of how human physical bodies created.
Check out her website http://www.wdcic.org/default.htmReal Sorceror said:DM is officially the most ignorant person I've ever met on the internet. Thats not an insult, its an honour.
Mostly Harmless said:She should get an award.
Nah, one of those capsule thingies that gets sucked up a tube.MaddLlama said:How exactly does the money get to God? Does he have a Paypal account or something?
divinemission said:The so call big bang theory created the earth.
Explosion result loud sound from gas tank, gas plant, and bombs of natural power; result from these sounds destroyed things not created.
Take a giant hammer and bang on liberty bell caused big bang, result the bell cracked or destroyed the bell.
The big bang theory created the earth is devil supernatural power imagination in human minds; devil intends for people focus on him as atheists, only know themselves, themselves are only one; turned their backs to Master of universe and His creations. It is devil attempted be equal power to God through atheists. The Big Bang is fiction theory not how the Almighty create the earth.:run:
Silly Sunstone! :hug: The gods and goddesses or RF are all apparent in our posters! Tehy visit us every day!Sunstone said:I agree she should get an award for being the first deity to visit the Forums in person. However, to offset the cost of issuing the award, I think Todd should get $100,000.00 US from her. After all, a deity should be able to cough up that much without any problem.
FeathersinHair said:Editted to add: And I'm stealing the Divine Queen title!