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Everything You Own, Owns You
- Thread starter Sunstone
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In Soviet Russia objects own y----
Oh...wait.
Oh...wait.
Neo Deist
Th.D. & D.Div. h.c.
I'd say no.
If I fart, I own it as it came from me. I created it. But once the butt trumpet sounds off, and the beast escapes my boxers, it is free to sneak up on whomever and claim them. Especially if their mouth is open.
Edit: that reminds me...
Has anyone seen police officers at airports using T3 mobiles? They look like this:
Cops like to play a game called "crop dusting." They will ride by a group of people, fart, and blanket all of them with a good dusting! If you see a fat ******* on a T3 rolling toward you, head for the hills!
Even Obama got in on the crop dusting:
If I fart, I own it as it came from me. I created it. But once the butt trumpet sounds off, and the beast escapes my boxers, it is free to sneak up on whomever and claim them. Especially if their mouth is open.
Edit: that reminds me...
Has anyone seen police officers at airports using T3 mobiles? They look like this:
Cops like to play a game called "crop dusting." They will ride by a group of people, fart, and blanket all of them with a good dusting! If you see a fat ******* on a T3 rolling toward you, head for the hills!
Even Obama got in on the crop dusting:
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psychoslice
Veteran Member
Do they have anything to own ?.
Possibly not.
sovietchild
Well-Known Member
Yeah. Apartments comes free as a gift sometimes.
I don't think that's necessarily true but it's typically true. If you have something and are not attached to it, then you're fine. Of course, I have a gazillion things I'm attached to so I'm familiar with being owned by my possessions.
psychoslice
Veteran Member
Maybe in a lottery ?.
Jeremiahcp
Well-Known Jerk
I'd say no.
If I fart, I own it as it came from me. I created it. But once the butt trumpet sounds off, and the beast escapes my boxers, it is free to sneak up on whomever and claim them. Especially if their mouth is open.
Edit: that reminds me...
Has anyone seen police officers at airports using T3 mobiles? They look like this:
Cops like to play a game called "crop dusting." They will ride by a group of people, fart, and blanket all of them with a good dusting!
So they make a game of farting on people? I am so glad we give them guns.
sovietchild
Well-Known Member
My grandmother received an apartment because of her hard work.
Neo Deist
Th.D. & D.Div. h.c.
Yes, they do indeed.
Elevator farts are a right of passage as well. Squeak out a silent one and then everyone plays the blame game.
psychoslice
Veteran Member
Can people simply buy them ?.
sovietchild
Well-Known Member
In Soviet times I don't know, probably.
psychoslice
Veteran Member
Doesn't sound tempting does it ?.
sovietchild
Well-Known Member
I don't know I kind of like an idea where there is no low income and high income.
psychoslice
Veteran Member
I think it depends on the person, if you work harder than someone else then you should be paid more, so both low and high must exists.
Jeremiahcp
Well-Known Jerk
I think that depends on your attachment to the object. I am something of a minimalist, if I were to move all my things, it would take only one car trip even for smaller cars. However, most my stuff is in storage, at a friend's house. For years now everything I keep with me can be packed up into one large travel bag. I don't own any furniture, and I don't own a car (38 years old, and I have never gotten my drivers licence; just don't want a car and never have). I can actually get anxious if I have too many possessions with me. And it is all for the reason that I simply do not want to be responsible for extra items that I don't really need.
I also use to smoke, and one of the central reasons I stopped was because I didn't like amount of control a pack of smokes had over me. It is not just the smoking, but you always had to make sure you had a supply on you and that you don't run out.
I have been trying to get myself to move away from non-water drinks for the same reason. I gave up the pop, but now I drink juice mainly, but I would like it if all I drank was water, as then I would never have to go get juice again. It would save time and money. The problem is that I might be hooked on the sugar in juice.
The less dependent you can make yourself on the want to have things and stuff, the more free you are.
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