I was on a safari in the domincan republic. we had a haitian guide. during the trip they backed the large truck up to a fence post and broke the top off. Inside were the termite grubs. The Haitian guide ate a few and then offered some to the group. There may have been 10-15 of us. No one, other than me, wanted to try. My thought was, if he can I can. So I ate 3 or 4. Not really unpleasant. Had a unique flavor; which i suspect was derived from the wood that the post was made from.Did the termites say a pickup line before being eaten?
The grass hopper was a mistake. But really wasn't distinguishable from the greens. I just felt the leg because of the serrations/spine on the legs.