Escape from the ward!

[Wirey]

I’m home and alive. I had to go get my zipper adjusted. It’s the last time. If it ever gets unzipped again, it stays unzipped apparently. If I posted here in the last couple of months, I apologize. I’ve been weird. I even got my friend Nancy to stir up trouble where she works!

So, how have the ladies been in my absence? Sad?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

So, how have the ladies been in my absence? Sad?

Yes. They got real tired of listening to the men mourn about your disappearance.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I’m home and alive. I had to go get my zipper adjusted. It’s the last time. If it ever gets unzipped again, it stays unzipped apparently. If I posted here in the last couple of months, I apologize. I’ve been weird. I even got my friend Nancy to stir up trouble where she works!

So, how have the ladies been in my absence? Sad?

They have been entertained. I started a cult. You missed out.

 

[columbus]

I’m home and alive. I had to go get my zipper adjusted. It’s the last time. If it ever gets unzipped again, it stays unzipped apparently. If I posted here in the last couple of months, I apologize. I’ve been weird. I even got my friend Nancy to stir up trouble where she works!

So, how have the ladies been in my absence? Sad?

I'd make a joke like "Gimme head and I'll take care of your zipper", but I'd probably get in trouble with the staff.

So I won't.

Good to see you. Hope everything works out better.
Tom

 

[sun rise]

My lips are zipped shut about what happened while you were gone.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

My lips are zipped shut about what happened while you were gone.

Mine aren't.

Really it's the same old. Wu Wei dined on a few combatant hikers. Revoltingest turned a few groins to pudding. ShadowWolf shadowwolfed some food. Beenherebeforeagain evolved into a different species.

 

[Revoltingest]

I’m home and alive. I had to go get my zipper adjusted. It’s the last time. If it ever gets unzipped again, it stays unzipped apparently. If I posted here in the last couple of months, I apologize. I’ve been weird. I even got my friend Nancy to stir up trouble where she works!

So, how have the ladies been in my absence? Sad?

While they had the lid open, did you have any upgrades installed?
I've considered an empathy lobe, but I wonder....
Is it painful or inconvenient to have feelings ?

 

[Howard Is]

While they had the lid open, did you have any upgrades installed?
I've considered an empathy lobe, but I wonder....
Is it painful or inconvenient to have feelings ?

Don’t even think about it. They went out of fashion fifteen years ago.

 

[Howard Is]

So, how have the ladies been in my absence? Sad?

They’re always sad, because the fellas never live up to their expectations.

And now you show up with a zipper crisis. So don’t remind them...

 

[ChristineM]

I’m home and alive. I had to go get my zipper adjusted. It’s the last time. If it ever gets unzipped again, it stays unzipped apparently. If I posted here in the last couple of months, I apologize. I’ve been weird. I even got my friend Nancy to stir up trouble where she works!

So, how have the ladies been in my absence? Sad?

Missed you, welcome back, don't worry, all is forgiven

 

[BSM1]

You've been away?

 

[Revoltingest]

I’m home and alive. I had to go get my zipper adjusted. It’s the last time. If it ever gets unzipped again, it stays unzipped apparently. If I posted here in the last couple of months, I apologize. I’ve been weird. I even got my friend Nancy to stir up trouble where she works!

So, how have the ladies been in my absence? Sad?

While you were away, I tried my hand at stand up comedy.

I think I'll stick to scrape'n up the moderators' puke in the staff lounge.