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Enlightenment humour

Hockeycowboy

Witness for Jehovah
Premium Member
How Enlightened Are You?

If ...

If you can live without caffeine,

If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him or her,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, colour, religion, gender preference, or politics,

Then you have almost reached the same level of spiritual development as your dog!

:)
THIS is awesome! Love it, love it, love it.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
How Enlightened Are You?

If ...

If you can live without caffeine,

If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him or her,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, colour, religion, gender preference, or politics,

Then you have almost reached the same level of spiritual development as your dog!

:)
I'm doomed......DOOMED....!!!!
 

Geoff-Allen

Resident megalomaniac
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Geoff-Allen

Resident megalomaniac
Be a FUNdamentalist — make sure the Fun always comes before the Mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the reason we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good “laughsitive” twice a day to ensure regularhilarity.

Rest of the article - click below -

10 Guidelines for Enlightenment – LIFEPOWER
 

Geoff-Allen

Resident megalomaniac
Touching words from the mouths of babes. The following question was posed to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds: "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think ...

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

Karl - age 5

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate."

Nikka - age 6

Even more -

What Love Means to Youngsters

:)
 

Geoff-Allen

Resident megalomaniac
"There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not."

~ Monty Python

 
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