Drunk posting on RF...

[lewisnotmiller]

So...I'm on the train, travelling safely home after a couple of ripping beers.
(Mornington Peninsula Collosal Squid and Hargreaves Hill RIS for those playing at home)

I've spent the fairly long trip trying to drunk recruit new staff, plus post on RF.

Both efforts were clearly brilliantly done.
My question is around just how sensible this is...
Is it (a) brilliant or (b) epiphanic?

 

[Woberts]

I've spent the fairly long trip trying to drunk recruit new staff

*passes you a beer*
Hey, you need new staff?

 

[Thief]

So...I'm on the train, travelling safely home after a couple of ripping beers.
(Mornington Peninsula Collosal Squid and Hargreaves Hill RIS for those playing at home)

I've spent the fairly long trip trying to drunk recruit new staff, plus post on RF.

Both efforts were clearly brilliantly done.
My question is around just how sensible this is...
Is it (a) brilliant or (b) epiphanic?

the only smart thing about it......

you weren't driving home

 

[Wu Wei]

Is there a 3rd option?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

*passes you a beer*
Hey, you need new staff?

Yup. With some pretty specific skills and experience. Happy to recruit globally though.
(Am now on train back to work...6 hours sleep in the middle...lol)

 

[lewisnotmiller]

the only smart thing about it......

you weren't driving home

Driving drunk is totally irresponsible and selfish. I took the long way home (2 trains) and now have to catch 2 trains to work, but that's better than driving drunk.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Is there a 3rd option?

Yup. The Great Bear did it. His design was perfect, but his giant bear Hands couldn't hold the tools.

Err...by bear hands, I guess I mean paws

 

[Revoltingest]

You must be drunk as a skunk....you agreed with a post of mine.

 

[Stanyon]

So...I'm on the train, travelling safely home after a couple of ripping beers.
(Mornington Peninsula Collosal Squid and Hargreaves Hill RIS for those playing at home)

I've spent the fairly long trip trying to drunk recruit new staff, plus post on RF.

Both efforts were clearly brilliantly done.
My question is around just how sensible this is...
Is it (a) brilliant or (b) epiphanic?

When I used to drink I found there was much wisdom in purchasing an EZ eyes keyboard as the one eye closed trick only works to a certain point of intoxication, large bright yellow keys with black print.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

When I used to drink I found there was much wisdom in purchasing an EZ eyes keyboard as the one eye closed trick only works to a certain point of intoxication, large bright yellow keys with black print.

Heh...I just post for fun when drunk, and leave the serious crap for my sober moments.

 

[Thief]

Heh...I just post for fun when drunk, and leave the serious crap for my sober moments.

you have.....moments?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

you have.....moments?

Well, work is the curse of the drinking classes, you know.

 

[Brickjectivity]

When I (rarely) get drunk its like this:

 

[lewisnotmiller]

You must be drunk as a skunk....you agreed with a post of mine.

I'm a happy drunk. Always have been.

 

[Valjean]

Driving drunk is totally irresponsible and selfish. I took the long way home (2 trains) and now have to catch 2 trains to work, but that's better than driving drunk.

Plus it's hard to post whilst driving, even sober.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I still haven't got the knack of drinking. You have to drink at the right speed with the appropriate amount of food and water. If you don't do it right the cost is high, and no matter what it turns to lard within 24 hours.

 

[Thief]

try again with flashing lights behind you

soooooo distracting

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Plus it's hard to post whilst driving, even sober.

Especially if the vehicle you're driving is a bus full of passengers.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I still haven't got the knack of drinking. You have to drink at the right speed with the appropriate amount of food and water. If you don't do it right the cost is high, and no matter what it turns to lard within 24 hours.

Like anything in life, the key is practise.

 

[Thief]

does the Forum have any rules about drinking and posting?

(hic)