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Don't Touch Your Face

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by John53, Apr 5, 2020.

  1. John53

    John53 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds simple enough...

     
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    And definitely, positively, under no circumstances, touch someone else's face. Not doing that again.
     
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    I got an estimate for some auto maintenance a week ago and the man kept licking his finger to thumb through the paperwork he gave me.
     
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    I'm thinking of putting the dogs Elizabethon collar on when I go shopping, it's about the only way I'm going to be able to stop myself.
     
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    Unveiled Artist Love is patient. Love is kind.

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    You rubbing up against people again? How in the world are you touching people's faces.
     
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    I'm not. I just thought it was an amusing notion and personalized it a bit for the at home audience. My sense of humor leans heavily on the absurd at times. I blame a long standing love of Monty Python, Benny Hill and Paul Hogan.
     
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    so....I got some stretchy tube style masks

    I'm more ninja now than ever...!!!
     
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    I have been trying to keep account of myself and no matter how much I try, I slip up and touch my face.

    Now, I haven't researched this deeply and it may sound radical, but I hypothesize that the human face may be important in how we identify to ourselves and others as well as in communication. It may be that touching our face is so natural and common that we do it constantly without thinking. I am currently resting my chin on my thumb tapping my upper lip as I ponder how to test this.

    Alternatively, due to our height and bipedalism, our faces are maintained at a height that puts them in the path of wind borne particles and insects. Making out faces particularly itchy. Throw in some details about surface drag, friction and pressure and that might even sound serious.
     
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    I believe the little bugger has been airborne from the onset
     
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    I think beekeepers headgear will be all the rage this season.
     
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    is that a crack about hypothesizing on reduced oxygen content?
     
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    Great video, thanks. Good inspiration. Nice challenge/exercise.
     
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