Donald Trump at Half-Speed. Just for fun.

[oldbadger]

I walked in to a local antiques and collector's shop today and the proprietor was showing one of the videos below to a customer. It's a miserably serious day here in the UK, what with the Brexit Proposal vote in Parliament etc, and the shop owner was just trying to brighten up his visitors' day.

The video brightened up mine slightly, and I wonder if these examples might brighten up yours?
If anybody can produce a post with them ready to view, I would be obliged.

All the best.........

Trump slowed down 50% - YouTube

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Trump slowed down 50% ... Language Expert: Donald Trump's Way Of Speaking Is 'Oddly Adolescent ...
Donald Trump at half speed is your new favourite way of listening to ...
Donald Trump at half speed is your new favourite way of listening to the so-called president...
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7 Nov 2018 - Uploaded by Elves Behavin' Badly
After Donald Trump's extraordinary press conference meltdown yesterday, someone did this to the video of ...
Donald Trump - Conference 2018 - Half speed - YouTube

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8 Nov 2018 - Uploaded by Truth Seekerz
Donald Trump played at half speed, at the midterm Conference 11/7/2018.

 

[sealchan]

Ha ha! He sounds drunk. If he was actually drunk then that would explain a lot.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Ha ha! He sounds drunk. If he was actually drunk then that would explain a lot.

You're right.....and it's not just because he's talking slowly, it's also the way he rambles from sentence to sentence, and completely loses his train of thought every few seconds in any given clip.

Hilarious!

 

[Polymath257]

Ha ha! He sounds drunk. If he was actually drunk then that would explain a lot.

Well, I think he sounds drunk normally. At least, he has serious attention problems.

 

[oldbadger]

Well, I think he sounds drunk normally. At least, he has serious attention problems.

His non verbal gestures and body language tell all about himself at any replay speed.
And yet in real life he's no joke...... rather sinister I think.

 

[Deeje]

@oldbadger, there was a joke on FaceBook the other day that made me smile....

A secret service agent defused a sticky situation when the President's life was in danger. He yelled "Mickey Mouse!" And it created enough confusion for the suspect to be apprehended. Asked why he said that because it had worked so well, the agent replied..."I got confused in the moment.....I actually meant to say Donald duck!"