Dogs

[Cooky]

Dogs are a lot like us.

Today, I was cleaning the kitchen / dining areas and decided to set a half full garbage bag on the table, and step out on my patio for a smoke and a quick RF post. But suddenly, I heard a noise inside, and found that my dog got ahold of the bag and dragged it into the frontroom and was attempting to open a ziplock freezer bag with cinnamon toast crunch remains in it! So, my response was to make screaming monkey sounds at the dog and then start growling at her, in an attempt to speak her language...

...But apparently she thought that was *funny*, because she ran under the couch wagging her tail...

Dog's do have a sense of humor.

The culprit:

 

[lostwanderingsoul]

Smoking is bad for you. And especially with this virus going around. If your lungs are weak from smoking you face a greater risk. Good time to quit.

 

[Father Heathen]

Smoking is bad for you. And especially with this virus going around. If your lungs are weak from smoking you face a greater risk. Good time to quit.

And while you're at it, make sure you're eating your vegetables!

 

[sun rise]

And while you're at it, make sure you're eating your vegetables!

Or at least prepare veges the dog likes.

 

[Father Heathen]

Or at least prepare veges the dog likes.

As carnivores, that would have to be a comatose rabbit.

 

[Cooky]

Smoking is bad for you. And especially with this virus going around. If your lungs are weak from smoking you face a greater risk. Good time to quit.

But I like spending time on my patio smoking, and enjoying my little patio garden.

 

[sun rise]

As carnivores, that would have to be a comatose rabbit.

Dogs are not carnivores. Carrots, broccoli, mushrooms, salad (with appropriate dressing), asparagus, apples, blueberries and many other things are on our dog's menu whenever she can extract them from us.

 

[Cooky]

Dogs are not carnivores. Carrots, broccoli, mushrooms, salad (with appropriate dressing), asparagus, apples, blueberries and many other things are on our dog's menu whenever she can extract them from us.

My dog actually loves bananas.

 

[lostwanderingsoul]

But I like spending time on my patio smoking, and enjoying my little patio garden.

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That's great. But I do not think you will enjoy the time in a hospital bed dying from cancer.

 

[columbus]

Dogs are not carnivores. Carrots, broccoli, mushrooms, salad (with appropriate dressing), asparagus, apples, blueberries and many other things are on our dog's menu whenever she can extract them from us.

Our dogs would eat broken glass and carpet tacks if we ate some first.
Tom

 

[sun rise]

Our dogs would eat broken glass and carpet tacks if we ate some first.
Tom

As an example of scavenging,

Spoiler: Ew alert

our last dog once found a dead bird. It went right down the hatch as my wife screamed and chased her all around. She thought it was supremely tasty on a par with cow poop fresh from the oven.

 

[Thief]

Our dogs would eat broken glass and carpet tacks if we ate some first.
Tom

I left a beer bottle on the deck
all I found later was the bottom of the bottle

I laid the umbrella of the deck table folded on the deck boards
I came back later …..it was dismantled.....ALL of it

I pulled a blood filled tick from the dog and accidently dropped it
the dog snatched ….and ate it

real dumb dog

 

[Thief]

Dogs are a lot like us.

see previous post

 

[Thief]

on the other hand....they seem to understand
guilt

try Youtube