Does the Bible begin 'after' the dinosaur/Neanderthal ages?

[psychoslice]

Well it is really amazing that someone can look at some paint on a wall and decide how old it is. How can anyone prove that the age is correct?

Study why, you might learn something, maybe something you don't like though ?.

 

[Cobol]

Jesus and his disciples walked with dinosaurs 2000 years ago and the earth and universe are only 10,000 years old. Jesus walked and talked with dinosaurs. He had a Agilisaurus which he kept in his carpentry workshop.

Jesus had pale white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes and this endeared him to his pet Agilisaurus. There is evidence to suggest that Jesus and his disciples had mullet haircuts.

The disciples of the messiah would often travel on the backs of large flying dinosaurs similar to the Rhambphorhynchus Anurognathus on their way to the sea of Galilee. Noah’s Ark carried many dinosaurs including the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brachiosaurus as well as tiny insects and bugs.

Adam saved Eve from being eaten by a Carnotaurus one day and was rewarded with intercourse. This is how the human race initially multiplied. Adam and Eve wore fashionable garments given by God.

 

[siti]

Jesus walked and talked with dinosaurs.

Indeed he did - many of them are still among us - some are frequent contributors to RF discussions where they elevate the debate to new and interesting intellectual heights...I'm also pretty sure Rhamphorhynchus Anurognathus must have been around in Jesus' time because its name is a hybrid composed of Greek and Latin roots - just about right for 1st century Palestine.

 

[Aštra’el]

I like to imagine an epic cosmic battle between God(s) and the monstrous embodiment of primeval chaos, just before Genesis begins. Then, every "day" mentioned at the beginning of Genesis, I like to view as an aeon. The great draconic beasts Man calls "dinosaurs" existed during a previous aeon than the one humans inhabit now.

And these myths about God(s) creating Man from clay, or dust or dirt or whatever, and infusing it with divine essence... I like to imagine God(s) taking some primitive creature and embuing it with a spark of the divine, altering its evolution in some extraordinary way...

 

[Valjean]

It is amazing how scientists can take one tiny piece of rock or a splinter of bone and decide that there was a society thousands of years ago and what they looked like and how they lived. The ancient civilizations like the Chinese and Greek can be traced back a few thousand years. Before that there is only guess work based on tiny fragments of rock or bone.

You're exaggerating. They read into the artifact only the information that's actually there. If they speculate further they make it clear that they're speculating pending further evidence.
"Civilization" could be misleading too. People have been around a lot longer than civilizations.

 

[lostwanderingsoul]

People have been around a lot longer than civilizations. Very true. In fact I am not sure how much civilization there is even today.

 

[viole]

Here is a way few people look at the history of the earth. God made the earth many millions of years ago. Maybe billions. There were plants and dinosaurs. It was very peaceful. Then Satan rebeled against God and was thrown out of Heaven. Satan was so angry he tried to destroy the beautiful earth God had made. The plants and dinosaurs were buried under avalanches and volcano eruptions. The earth sat dark and lifeless for millions of years. Then the events of Genesis took place. God recreated the earth from the destroyed ruins left by Satan. This was about 6000 years ago. If you trace all the ancient civilizations back as far as you can, you can only go about 6000 years. That is because man has only been on earth about 6000 years. Yes, few people know about this or believe it, but it fits with thw historical record.

The question is why Satan did not destroy it again.

Ciao

- viole

 

[lostwanderingsoul]

Well, few people will believe this but God put Satan in charge of the earth. And Satan controls people's minds. That is why there is so much hatred, and anger, and atheism. God is letting Satan ruin things to prove that without God there is only war and disease and other bad things. But God is sending Jesus back to earth to overturn Satan's destruction and set up God's kingdom. Then the earth will be clean and healthy and people will not have the hatred and anger they have under Satan's rule.

 

[URAVIP2ME]

Well, few people will believe this but God put Satan in charge of the earth. And Satan controls people's minds. That is why there is so much hatred, and anger, and atheism. God is letting Satan ruin things to prove that without God there is only war and disease and other bad things. But God is sending Jesus back to earth to overturn Satan's destruction and set up God's kingdom. Then the earth will be clean and healthy and people will not have the hatred and anger they have under Satan's rule.

Did God put Satan as the god of this world of badness, or was it -> Adam ?
To me, because Adam chose to listen to Satan and break God's Law, then Adam is responsible in putting Satan in charge.
Adam, in effect, took the Law out of God's hands and placed the Law into human hands.
Thus, Adam set up People Rule as superior to God Rule.
Satan, Not God, brings ' woe ' to Earth - Revelation 12:12,9
Satan can't control anyone unless they let or allow satanic thinking into their minds and hearts.
Satan however does challenge all of us according to Job 2:4-5 to touch our ' flesh ' (loose physical health) and we would Not serve God. Both Job and Jesus under adverse conditions proved Satan a liar and so can we.